Friday, March 5, 2010
Four more down on American Idol.
It is kind of hard to recap every song on Idol because there are so many contestants. It is already shaping up as a poor year as there are a lot of people who just don't belong and the judges are all over the place. They say be original then they say but not too original. It is just a hot mess.
Anyhoo the first guy to go is John Park the Korean guy who should have went in the first round. Man he was just beyond horrible. I have no concept how it made it to the top twenty four. It had to be some affirmative action thingy because the guy sucked hard. We had to fast forward though his final song it was so bad. So long sucker.
Then they bounced the over the top Christian but remarkably bitchy Jermaine Sellers who was bitching at everyone, Simon, the band just about everyone but Jesus who seems to be his close personal friend. He wanted Simon to go to church with him and Simon said yes which just goes to show you how bad he wants to get out of Idol. He would even go to church!
Then they had a break and brought back the dead-wife guy from last year. He sang an upbeat song in honor of his dead wife written by another guy who coincidentally also had a dead wife. That is just too many dead wife's. Do the have a club or something. It was just to freakin weird.
Nest they dropped the Latin chick from Florida Michelle Delamor who seemed to be in the middle of the pack vocally but didn't have a natural constituency. She needed to get a group behind her in the early going and she just didn't do it so she was out. A shame because she seemed a lot better than some of the other bitches they have left.
Finally thank God they got rid of baby Teeth Haeley Vaughn (and yes that is how you spell her name) who was really really horrible. She was smiling all the time which is annoying enough but she was only 16 and really didn't belong in this group with a lot of much more polished singers. She should try out for Toddlers and Tiara's. There she might have a shot.
All in all there were no surprises as they mark time until they get to the top ten.
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Somewhere in Florida tonight Jason is drunk.
I read that ↑ on an important news source. Irrefutable.
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