Senator Henry F. Ashurst, Arizona's first Senator used to tell the story of his maiden speech in the U.S. Senate:
Mr. President, he began, The new baby state I represent has the greatest of potential. This state could become a paradise. We need only two things: water and lots of good people.
A gruff senior senator from New England interrupted, If the Senator will pardon me for saying so, that's all they need in Hell!'
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Senator Henry F. Ashurst, Arizona's first Senator used to tell the story of his maiden speech in the U.S. Senate:
Mr. President, he began, The new baby state I represent has the greatest of potential. This state could become a paradise. We need only two things: water and lots of good people.
A gruff senior senator from New England interrupted, If the Senator will pardon me for saying so, that's all they need in Hell!'
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