Thursday, March 11, 2010

Shiver my timbers and tickle my Elmo!


Drudge Report, March 12, 2010

The nations attention has turned to the epidemic of sexual harassment and depravity that is tickling. Due to the widespread notoriety of Congressman Massa who was forced to resign his post because of his "pattern of widespread and systematic tickling of his young male aides and pages that lead to a firestorm of criticism on Capital Hill."

This episode has led too many people coming forward and tell their tales of unwanted sexual tickling by superiors. The shame was to much for an Law Professor at the University of Wisconsin at Madison. Professor Elmo Lee a noted expert on sexual harassment law was accused by several of his students of having them over to his house for pot smoking and tickle orgies.

Professor Lee was found hanging from a fixture in his office by a colleague who neglected to call the police because she needed to write a blog post about wilted petunias........developing.

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