Saturday, June 26, 2010

Commenter Memories Number 21


Titus has to weigh in his own inimitable style.

"Seriously Mary if you were going to post any photo's of someone pinching a loaf it should have been me. So instead I have this snapshot of the first time I ever played doctor with the girl next door. Somehow even then I was confused. Well not confused but different if you know what I mean. And you know what? Right after that I pinched a loaf! Right on her hand. She never spoke to me again."

7 comments:

Jason (the commenter) said...

That's so romantic!

Zachary Sire said...

Hey Trooper and everyone...just checking in! Hope everyone is doing well. I'm moving to San Francisco tomorrow for a new job. I'm the editor in chief of a great blog that's a part of a great company.

Anyways...just wanted to say hi!! So, hi. Glad to see everything is still carrying on here. I check in often but for whatever reason felt compelled to comment tonight.

See y'all around...--zps

Titus said...

Mary, you bitch.

I am currently on Martha's Vineyard with my rich Indian UK husband.

We did it and he went to bed. I told him to make it quick and just do some jerky jerky. He agreed thank God. I really hate prolonging the entire thing.


Of course, I couldn't get off during the love making session so I am checking out free porn sites. tube8 generally works for me. He, on the other hand is fast asleep after blowing his load.

It's hard being married.

Love you to death Troop. Your writing is amazing and you should receive more accolades than you do.

Titus said...

I call him Punjab and Dothead.

Titus said...

Oh and I did had neighbor girls as friends.

One in particular who began to get hair on her pootang loved to ride my hairless hog.

My parents had a dog house and the neighbor girls would wait outside the dog house to ride my 9 year old hog.

Unfortunately, I had no neighbor boys to do.

Titus said...

FYI- we call the rare clumbers the "cleaning Ladies" because after we do it they clean up all the cum off the sheets.

I hope that is not too much info.

Love you all. Hope you are having a great summer.

Titus said...

Lastly, he inspects the towels to see if I may have jerky jerky'd without him.

If he finds a stray, tainted towel I receive the riot act.

I have learned to bury stray towels now from hotels and fab B&B's.