Hey Michael H was complaining about our recent gratuitous bathtub photos so here I will reprise one of his favorites.
It has two of his favorite things. A hot chick and a gun.
Now if I can only find one with a motorcyle he will be satisified.
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A movie still from The Amy Bishop Story?
They couldn't go with an actress who looked like the real Amy.
Honey?
You need to knock it off, and I do NOT mean you need to knock Michael H. off his "cycle". ;)
Poor Michael has become a bit of a "bitch" lately, and knocking him off his cycle is likely to result in more than a brushburn for the both of us. Not sure about you, but I hate pain.
Blake...little "b", blake?
What the hell are you doing here anyway?
For a man who had nasty things to say about Instapundit for his periodic cheesecake, and for a man who had nasty things to say about Jim Treacher for his potty humor, I can only WONDER why the hell you would hang out at Troop's place, if not to cause trouble.
Trouble, with a small "t".
You ain't "Nothin' But little "t" trouble", and some day? Google will see you for the lower case, crying the blues "man" you might hope to be.
In closing...
Fuck well or fuck off. ;)
Oh, and Troop?
Remember when you were getting all up in Althouse's face about letting the "trolls" run wild?
Remember when you said that it was the responsibility of the owner to keep his/her place "neat" for the regulars, but particularly for the single ladies who came to spend some time?
Well, I dared to walk into YOUR place, and you know exactly what it is you dared to do to me.
I don't care that this is Trooper York's. You need a "time out", mister. At least time enough to rethink what the hell you say you stand for.
So? lol How'd you like THAT widdle riddle?
Clean up needed in the bathtub aisle...
Geez Penny, can I buy you cold one to cool you off?
Penny, penny I must say you surprise me. I thought most of the broads that hang out here had a thicker skin. I mean I even posted a photo of one drunk and naked on a picnic table and she just laughed.
But if there is something that really offends you I will think about deleting it. Just let me know.
There is always a lot of speculation about who is who on the internets but my policy is to treat each individual "character" as it's own entity. Without putting Inspector Lestrade on the case. So I will always accept everyone at face value. (Which is not to say that I won't bust their balls or ovaries as the case might be).
I also like conflict and people duking it out in a good natured way go fuck yourself kind of way. But you can be sure if I have someone posting a comment to tell them to "suck their dick" twenty times in a row I will delete their scabby ass right quick.
Otherwise I would just be a lazy twat. So to speak.
I'm still trying to live down that pic! *shakes fist*
:)
Seriously. I would think you would post it on Eharmony.com. Just sayn'
I mean I even posted a photo of one drunk and naked on a picnic table and she just laughed.
She wasn't naked-she was wearing a thong. There's a difference you know.
I re-read that from Penny, and the first time it just sounded like drunken chatter. But the second time? I have something to say.
Don't fuck with Michael and Blake, Penny. They are friends to a lot of people here.
Well, I guess I can only speak for myself but I consider them friends and I'm not going to read crap like that without responding.
Penny wrote:
What the hell are you doing here anyway?
You might ask yourself that one too Penny. I know why I'm here.
I remember when you walked in here one cold night last winter. I think I understand why you're upset, but I also understand why you upset people.
That's unusual because many people have come and gone here as regulars, most for reasons which I don't understand.
Darcy wrote:
Well, I guess I can only speak for myself but I consider them friends and I'm not going to read crap like that without responding.
I'm with you Darcy. I had to respond too.
The sock puppet feigns anger to convince others of its authenticity.
But, seriously, why dump on me? I haven't been around much at all, after all.
I made it clear that I think you're a sock puppet, and it's hardly my fault if not only do other people ALSO think that, but they seem to think they know who you are.
I really don't care. Troop doesn't care, which is all that should matter to you. That doesn't mean I--or anyone else--don't have the right to point out the obvious.
Though, when you've ditched this persona and created a new one, you might want to a) remember that you're supposed to be "new"; b) watch out for tell tale idiosyncratic linguistic tics that others might be able to identify you with.
I posted this video elsewhere with regard to Penny quite awhile ago.
I'm doing it again, this time here, and encouraging all of you to reconsider whether your current notion is correct (as I'm reconsidering the reasons why I moved away from my early notions on the topic).
You could be right. I absolutely could be wrong. I acknowledge both of those of things, full throat, and unreservedly.
Still... .
To be semi-clear and all, that's the theme song I assigned to a very particular troll something like four years ago...
...because of the particular, specific phraseology used to announce the threatened infestation.
Tell me, Penny: Does the concept of "Opéra bouffe" still tick you off?
My bet is: Not.
Penny - Sock or hand? Which one are you? Perhaps you're both.
I'm surprised that you're here, actually. It must be so much more satisfying for you to tag team RLC on his blog.
Such familiarity! Has the "leader" emerged? Inquiring minds want to know. Or not.
That's an interesting thread that you linked to Michael.
However, Althouse dumping on my birth song is just unforgivable.
You know I totally missed that this where everybody is hanging out. Holy moly!
Darcy is quite correct. We love Michael and Blake and El Pollo Real and of course Darcy.
But most of all we love reader-i-am when she decides to be "full throated."
Now that is a delicious thought!
Hee.
I can't complain if people want to mix it up because that is what I do all the time.
But as Mickaleen Flynn would say "the Marquis of Queensbury rules at all times!"
LOL, speaking of sockpuppets... ;-)
But thanks, Trooper!
You know I totally missed that this where everybody is hanging out. Holy moly!
I guess this is one of those interesting threads too.
*waves at reader_iam*
Reader_iam was a reason why I first checked this place out: she used to shill for you on Althouse Troop, do you remember that?
LOL, speaking of sockpuppets... ;-)
Darcy, I thought the Marquis of Queensbury had more to do with "Rock 'em Sock 'em" than with sock puppets.
Reader and blake were two of my first readers and I owe a lot to both of them.
Meade was an early reader too and I miss his sharp insights and quick wit.
But not everybody can play the Bruce Jenner role as well as Bruce Jenner. Just sayn'
That's a Keeping up with the Kardashians referance. Ask garage what that means!
Right, chickenlittle. It sure did. And if I recall correctly, the rules didn't quite stick in the movie?
Or maybe the rules are that there are no rules?
When I started commenting here I mostly saw Blake here. But it's so nice to have reader come by. Miss having the whole gang here.
We should have a "gather at the virtual bar" night. ;-)
I think a lot of people keep tabs but don't comment because my stuff it too "out there" and they might laugh but don't want to sign on to whatever nonsense I am peddling that week.
At least I hope they keep reading.
Darcy: You're a big reason I stayed here. Hugs!
But not everybody can play the Bruce Jenner role as well as Bruce Jenner.
Bruce Jenner. Now there's a piece of work!
I don't think that's it, Trooper. I think we had a tendency to be around at the same time more often last year. People are a little more scattered. I think Blake's hard to catch at all these days!
Plus, I think that dastardly Twitter has eaten into all time on blogs. *shakes fist again*
And likewise, El Pollo. *hugs*
Yeah I think twitter takes a lot of time. That's why I never wanted to do it as I would fritter away too much time and I prefer to blog because that seems more creative. At least to me.
Plus blake is busy bumping into Leah Remini and all the other stars in Hollywood.
You're smart to do that, Trooper.
Though we'd really love you there.
I think Blake mostly uses it to promote his blog, though. Maybe that could be an option for you?
Still holding your place. :)
P.S. I think FLS probably peeked in after his first comment and went running before the flit hit the shan.
It's fun to hang out here when friends are around. Other places that are better known have too many trolls, and too much shouting for me to want to spend much time there.
So thanks, Trooper, for providing the venue.
Darcy, you are far from being a sockpuppet, regardless of the circumstance. A pantyhosepupoet if you care to be a puppet of any sort, but not a sockpuppet.
I can't stay around tonight, sorry to say, but will check in tomorrow.
Thanks Michael H. You are the best. Have fun tonight but watch What Not to Wear tomorrow for Lee Lee's Valise's apperance.
You might see some nice frocks you might like to purchase.
As you know there is nothing better than a good frock. So to speak.
I may be the only visitor to Trooper's blog to totally not understand anything going on in this thread.
Ut est non totus ego operor non agnosco. (On my family coat of arms)
You're not missing anything john.
Personally I like not understanding what's going on.
My favorite song lyric is by the great Bob Seger:
"I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then."
Linked.
Hell, I don't understand much of this either.
But to me, its like eating in a small, ethnic resturant.
That which you don't understand becomes part of the charm.
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