Friday, February 12, 2010

Mirror mirror on the Wall, who is the sleaziest of them all?






Mirror mirror on the Wall, who is the sleaziest of them all?

I know it is impossible to pick out the sleaziest lawyer of all time. I mean there are so many to choose from and they are all so, so sleazy. But we have to give it a shot. So who is the dirtiest, sleaziest, skankest, most dishonest, and creepiest lawyer of all time. I narrowed down the choices to the following:

Roy Cohn (even though he is your cousin you can only vote for him once ricpic)
Arnie Becket the LA Law scumbucket.
Karl Mayer the creepy divorce lawyer from Desperate Housewives.
Lynn Stewart the terrorists friend
Oh and Bissage.

Pick your poison.

20 comments:

The Dude said...

I read Bissage was dead.

Trooper York said...

Now, now let's play nice.

I don't think he is dead.

Now witness protection, that I could believe.

Trooper York said...

But if anything this will bring him out of the woodwork. His ego is too big not too!

former law student said...

That's Lynn Stewart? I thought it was Michael Moore. (Yes I know he's not a lawyer._

john said...

Lynn vs Bissage, Neck 'n neck so far.

'Cept'n that Lynn doesn't have a neck.

Trooper York said...

That's neck and wattle.

Trooper York said...

And welcome former law student. I look forward to more of your comments dude.

Ron said...

Hey Trooper...what's up?

Trooper York said...

Nothing much cuz. How you doing?

I was telling RC that I saw a couple of episodes of the first season of "Mad Men" on Prime Time on Demand during the snow storms. Man Joan was hot and going after Roger and Roger got a heart attack after trying to bag some twins. Good stuff.

Ron said...

Troop, I lost out on an site that was giving away two sets of season 1 Mad Men disks signed by Christina Hendricks! I was one number off.....sheee---itt!

Ron said...

FYI... Here's my friends restaurant, opening next month!

http://nuelarestaurant.com/

It's been in some stuff on Eater...

If I can get there I will.

Peter V. Bella said...

You have been out of the loop! I reported this on the Blogger Lady the other day.

The short version. Bissage was killed by Mrs. Bissage. He had an unnatural fascination with Eve Ensel and the Vagina Monologues.

Seems all he wanted to do was talk about sex. Talk, talk, talk, talk...

Mrs. Bissage wanted oral sex, not sexual oration.

Meade said...

Sleaziest? A better poll would be: which would make the best dildo?

Trooper York said...

Wow! I put up that poll to flush out Bissage and it got Meade instead.

Trooper York said...

Unless they are the same person.

Trooper York said...

One of the most common sports on the Internet, thinking somebody is sombody else.

ricpic said...

Who's the guy in the middle position? The one above the horrible Lynn.

chickelit said...

Unless they are the same person.

Would that be like one of those dildos with D∞h symmetry?

blake said...

Man, Corbin Bernsen has aged hard, hasn't he? They have trouble making him look younger on "Psych", with all the flashbacks.

"Dude. We remember what you looked like in L.A. Law. And it wasn't like that!"

chickelit said...

Would that be like one of those dildos with D∞h symmetry?

Oh, I forgot that some of you guys never studied group theory. Here's a visual: NSFW