Let go Damon and Matsui, two great clutch hitters, and pick up Granderson. Plus, Jeter and Posada and that fabulous closer are all one year older. It's gonna be a l-o-o-o-n-g year for Yankee fans. But enjoy the anticipation. And don't tell me the Mets are crap. I know they're crap. Just say'n your genius Cashman DID NOT strengthen his team in the off-season.
Youse mugs at least have baseball teams worth arguing over.
Me, all I've got is the stinking Milwaukee Brewers. A team that couldn't find a pitcher if Cy Young himself walked into the locker room. I got nuthin'!
So this season it looks like I'll be a Cubbies fan again. They might suck, but at least it's always a fun to go to a game at Wrigley Field.
Or if I'm watching baseball on the cheap, I'll head two hours north and take in an Appleton Timber Rattlers game. Or two hours west and watch the Madison Mallards.
Although, there is a trade-off. Quite a few of the Brewers players own condos in the part of town where I live. And their wives work out at the health club where work out.
Talk about expensive eye candy. Yoiks. Dumb as rocks, most of them, but buffed, toned, tanned, coiffed and inflated to a fare-thee-well.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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Let go Damon and Matsui, two great clutch hitters, and pick up Granderson. Plus, Jeter and Posada and that fabulous closer are all one year older. It's gonna be a l-o-o-o-n-g year for Yankee fans. But enjoy the anticipation. And don't tell me the Mets are crap. I know they're crap. Just say'n your genius Cashman DID NOT strengthen his team in the off-season.
I see the steroids user 3B player got higher billing on your poster than Jeter. I bet you use this poster when you stroke it.
Let's go Expos!
Youse mugs at least have baseball teams worth arguing over.
Me, all I've got is the stinking Milwaukee Brewers. A team that couldn't find a pitcher if Cy Young himself walked into the locker room. I got nuthin'!
So this season it looks like I'll be a Cubbies fan again. They might suck, but at least it's always a fun to go to a game at Wrigley Field.
Or if I'm watching baseball on the cheap, I'll head two hours north and take in an Appleton Timber Rattlers game. Or two hours west and watch the Madison Mallards.
But local big-leaguers? Awful.
Although, there is a trade-off. Quite a few of the Brewers players own condos in the part of town where I live. And their wives work out at the health club where work out.
Talk about expensive eye candy. Yoiks. Dumb as rocks, most of them, but buffed, toned, tanned, coiffed and inflated to a fare-thee-well.
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