You have to feel for Jeremy. I mean he has to clean the house and empty the ash trays of all the Pall-mall butts and get rid of all the PBR empties while his Mom gets ready for one of his "uncles" to visit for a sleepover.
I mean he has to give her a mani-pedi and of course the bikini wax. Then he has to help her into her Spanx and into her party dress.
Only when all of that is done can he go down to lock himself in the attic with his computer while he puts his headphones on to listen to Sabbeth while he posts comments on the Internet.
It's a hard knock life.
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Now you're only a vowel change away from "Commenter Mammories".
I wondered how soon you'd get there.
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