Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Top Ten Movies with Commie Bitchs that are too good to miss.

10. White Castle with Susan the commie Saradon. Man is she a hot commie slut or what?

9. Rob Roy with Jessica Lange. Commie Bitch but the action is great.

8. My Cousin Vinny with Marisa Tomei. Have you ever heard her talk politics? What a jerk. But this is a funny movie.

7. Bull Durham. Yes Saradon again. The slut. Can you bang the commie out of her. Or would that make her more red. Or redder. Whatever.

6. Barberella with Jane Fonda. Just fun when she was busy being a bimbo. What a shame she discovered politics.

5. The Seven Percent Solution with Vanessa Redgrave. Great phony Sherlock Holmes movie with the big time commie bitch in it.

4. The Postman Always Rings Twice. Jessica Lange again. Still hot. Bitch.

3. The Hunger with Saradon again. Hot lesbain vampires. Need I say more.

2. Ivanhoe with Elizabeth Taylor. The original ho. What a great looking broad. Shame that she is such a commie.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show with commie all star Susan Saradon. I know I listed most of her films but it's just the way it is. She made some great flicks so I will catch them but miss the rest of her stuff because of her commieosity. (If that's a word).

13 comments:

blake said...

It's a word now.

You know, Myrna Loy was way far left, too. The original moonbat Hollywood actress. You could do a top ten just of her films: Thin Man, Blandings, Best Years of Our Lives.

14 years between the first Thin Man and Blandings, and she looked like she hadn't aged at all.

Trooper York said...

Some people are not out front with their politics so you can enjoy the film without it beating you over the head. Some of them inject into the movie to the point where it is unwatchable. For example George Clooney. Now I was going to see his football movie but after listening to him speechify and based on last few films, I just have to give it a pass. The only problem for me is when you combine a hot slutty chick (Susan Saradon) with one of my favorite things like hamburgers (White Palace) or Baseball (Bull Durham). Damn that makes it tough to be self-righteous.

Trooper York said...

Best Years of Our Lives is number one on my top ten list of movies with artifical limbs.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Jessiaca Lange in the Postman was smoking. Back before anyone knew about actor's polictics.

BTW - the many clowns at Alhouse are asking for you.

What about that stupid ass Reyes giving the new manager crap in his 1st game? Unbelievable! Your scoop to me a few weeks ago was correct.

blake said...

Best prosthetics!

You'd have to put "Boogie Nights" in there, eh?

Trooper York said...

AJ you have to see the front page of the New York Post. It has a picture of Jerry Manuel with a knife stabbing Willie in the back. What I was talking about on Althouse a while ago is that there are different crosscurrent now in America. The Latins vs the Blacks. The Met situation is a harmless manisfestation of what is coming. A lot of Latin people have a big racist reaction to blacks, especailly American Blacks. So they won't listen to someone like Willie who has actually earned respect through his action. They live in their own little Hispanic world where the rest of us don't count. They just pretend they don't speak English and slide out from under. Ask yourself this question, what would Billy Martin or Earl Weaver or even Larry Bowa have done if Reyes pulled that shit. Oh baby. Luche Libre on the basepath. Just sayn'

Thanks for stopping by.

TitusisgoingtoPtown said...

Are all people on the left commies?

If so, how do you live in NYC with all the commies...who are likely your customers?

Trooper York said...

Titus, that's just a term of endearment you great big Mary. In Brooklyn you call out people that you disagree with, but it's not fighting words. You can accept each other's opinion and still argue like crazy. I mean seriously, Susan Saradon isn't a big red. A big red juciy twat just waiting to get...well you get the idea.

Hey were you invited to Mr. Sulu's wedding? Set phasers on Fabulous!

Trooper York said...

And AJ remember Willie Mays...it's always best to leave with them wanting more. It's better to retire one year early than to play one year too long. Just sayn'

titusisinptown said...

"Titus, you big Mary".

That is hilarious.

You certainly know the slang for a straight guy.

I am not insunating anything but I guess all the years in New York has educated you to the gay speak.

Trooper York said...

Titus, I have a lot of friends who are gay. In fact one of my best clients is a gay bar on 24th St called the Xes Lounge. I know you must have been there. Jeremy and Tony are great people and very good businessmen. And they clue me into all the right slang.

blake said...

"Mary" is hep slang?

Isn't that the term the "Monty Python" guys used ca. 1970?

Trooper York said...

Hey what can I say. Titus is the gay guru. Unless Mike Meyers takes his place with his new movie.