Al Bundy was right!

Well when we finished with the perfume we go to another big time store where our good friend is the manager of the woman's shoe department. She can get us the friends and family discount so the shoes are basicly half price. My legs are killing me by this time so I collapse on the little couchs they have while the girls are running around the store trying on shoes. This older dignified grey haired woman sits on the couch across from me to try on a pair of shoes. But as she lifts her leg up she flashes me and gives me the full on Bitney Spears getting into a limo view. Dude I was dying. It was like Fidel Castro eating a piece of liver. Man what did I do in a previous life to deserve that?