Heather Locklear in bondage!

New York Post, Page Six
June 25, 2008 -- ANOTHER day, another celebrity in rehab. This time, Heather Locklear announced to People magazine yesterday that she's seeking treatment for psychological issues at an Arizona facility. Her flack said of the actress, who is dating Jack Wagner: "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment." In March, Locklear's doctor called 911, saying the "Melrose Place" starlet was suicidal. Her daughter, Ava, 11, is presumably staying with her father Richie Sambora during her treatment.

I guess she saw herself in the mirror and realized how fucked up her plastic surgery really looks. Dude the way her skin is pulled back it looks like the snare drum Richie Havens was playing at Woodstock. And she has Chinese eyes. What happened to her. I mean I know woman have to be young in Hollywood, but there is a lot of room for the older woman with the really hot body whose face shows a few miles on it. I remember when I was watching Mannix or Barnaby Jones or Cannon or whatever, they would always go to a bar and meet up with Sheree North. Man she would be sitting at the end of the bar and she would have a cocktail and a cigarette in her hand and she was so fucking hot. I was too young to know what to do with that was but when I started hanging out in bars, ohh baby. Nobody wants that Sheree North role anymore. Heather would have been perfect. She could be the older babe who has been around that young hero can bang and learn about life. Then she gets killed in the cross fire and he can go off in the sunset with the girl reporter with the perky breasts. Of course that doesn't happen in real life.

Girl reporters don't ever have perky breasts.