Hammering Hank says the National Leauge sucks!

Hammering Hank Stienbrenner bitched slapped the National Leauge because of Wongs injury running the bases. He asked when will the National Leauge come into the 21st century for crying out loud. Every other leauge in the world uses the DH. But so called "purists" would be aghast. Every once in a while you run into a dipshit National Leauge Fan who tells you how the National Leauge is "real baseball" with real stratergy and double switchs and all that good shit. You know, constipated assholes like George Will. Please. We have stopped writing with quill pens. We don't wear white powdered wigs. Come back to the modern world. Pitching is too scarce and two valuable to risk batting and running the bases. You don't make the quaterback play special teams. Now we are screwed because Wong won't play to September if that. The Yanks will survive because they will make a move to get someone to pick up those innings. But it has to hurt. Screw the National leauge. End inter-leauge play. It's "modern" and we need to keep the game "pure." Let those National Leauge assholes loose money without the Yankees and Red Sox coming to put money in their pockets. Fuck em.