Captains Log Star Date 1369.69
We have accompanied Mr. Spock down to Vulcan surface for what he claims is the time of Rupaul. We were confronted by Councilor Liza who seems to be in charge of such matters along with show tunes and rare clumbers.
Liza: Live long and prosper, Spock.
Spock: I am here because of the dictates of my nature. I thought I would be spared this because I am half human and I don’t like to wear Speedo’s but here I am. This is my Captain James Tiberius Kirk and Doctor Mc Coy.
Liza: Ah yes the one they call Boner.
Doctor McCoy: THAT’S BONES. NOT BONER! BONES!
Liza: Yes well we shall see won’t we Boner.
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