Holy Crapola Batman, who woke up Carlos Delgado?

That freakin' asshole Carlos Delgado had nine RBI's in the Mets whipping of the Yankees today. The Mutts won 15-6. An ass kicking fair and square. Delagado has be playing like shit for the past three months and today he decides to wake up? We know he hates America so he must of figured out he was playing in the United States as he was in Yankee Stadium which is the heart of the red white and blue. So he just wanted to do damage to the gringos because when he's on the Mets it's like he's playing on Santurce or something in the winter league. Lets hope we come back in the night cap. And check his papers.