We are starting a new segment here on Trooper York. As suggested by our good friend Meade, we will take questions from our commenter's and offer what small amount of wisdom we have to offer.
Our first Question is why doesn't football have innings?
The simple answer is that football players are too stupid to count. So they have to do everything based on a clock. Similarly basketball and hockey players. Baseball is a game of leisure first developed in the 1800's. America was much more literate then. We could even add. But with the advent of football all sports had to be dumbed down. You see football really took off in the Ivy League. And we all know how stupid Ivy leaguers are even in this day and age. Even a shoeless kid from the Dominican can tell you that the ball is round and the bat is round but you have to hit the ball square.
He would just tell you that in Spanish.
Then he would stab Willie Randolph in the back.
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3 comments:
Trooper, it was my understanding that they forfeited innings when they put points on the ball.
LOL..
Baseball is very very good to me ;)
Hey Trooper Beckett is chasing a no no.
damm he just lost it
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