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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

How did I turn into a hot Asian Chick?

And why can't we do that with all the old shows?

60 comments:

The Dude said...: Ask Sherlock Holmes.; February 20, 2013 at 7:28 PM
rcocean said...: I always thought Bonanza would've been better with a hot Asian chick instead of Little Joe.; February 20, 2013 at 10:04 PM
The Dude said...: Current Drudge headline "DOLAN AS POPE?"

Well, there you go.; February 21, 2013 at 8:08 AM
ndspinelli said...: rcocean, Hop Sing agrees w/ you.; February 21, 2013 at 11:56 AM
dbp said...: She looks uncannily like EBL.; February 21, 2013 at 6:52 PM
Titus said...: I saw a women's tits today at work.

She was picking something up and they were just hangin there. It reminded me of a cow's utters. I saw some nipple too. I wanted to milk them but I have restraint and class.

What would you do fellow straighties? Yank or not?; February 21, 2013 at 7:59 PM
Titus said...: When I saw those hangin tits I thought to myself does Mamam's hang like that?

And if so what would I do if I saw her hangin tits right in front of me.

Grap for the gusto and yell Suiiiiiii! Or demure.

What a test.

tits.; February 21, 2013 at 9:47 PM
ricpic said...: I wish I had chick's discipline and could stop posting here, or anywhere else on the web for that matter, but I lack the will.

Here's the thing. They're coming for our guns. There can be no mistake about that any longer. Not that you have to agree with me. It's what I see. So we're very close to the moment of truth. Compared to that any yammering I do is what?...

If they come for my guns I'll give them up. Cowardice. But there you are. If they come for Sixty's or AlanS's or the big guy from Minnesota or spinelli's etc. that's another matter. Anyhow, there's going to be an incident and it's going to be bloody and if it happens in blue territory it could snowball into secession (peaceful, I hope) or violent rebellion.

So what's making comments compared to that? But I probably won't stop.; February 21, 2013 at 10:14 PM
The Dude said...: So, "Never again", up until now.

I suggested an AR15 with a 30 round mag, but did you listen? Nooooooo...

Now they are not available in stores near you. Or me.

We here in the south are used to Y*nkees coming to take things from us. We have not forgotten. It is real and all around us. I live on land where the second largest muster of CSA troops gathered prior to surrendering to Gen. Sherman.

And fuck Duke Wayne for playing Sherman. What a traitorous bastard.

Wonder if that will wake up Troop.; February 22, 2013 at 8:52 AM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: There is hardly any ammo to be found in the stores. I went to buy another box or two of .380 hollow points and was told that the waiting list is 6 months or MORE for the store to get stocked. 22 ammo is becoming scarce as well. I was going to buy a Lady Savage 7mm in a few months from our local gunsmith but was told that there was no ammo available for that either. So....what is the point of buying a new gun if I can only use it as a club. I'll probably buy it anyway since the 30.06 that I have now is really too long in the stock to be comfortable for my shorter, smaller body.

I suspect that this shortage will pass in a while due to the extreme demand for ammo. However, the worrying thing is that the Government is buying up so much ammo.

At least we can still buy shotgun shells and I know a lot of people who reload. One of my good friends was a competition Sporting Clay shooter and he has, literally, garbage cans full of shotgun shells.

There is a really BIG sporting goods store in Reno and when we go over in a month or so, we will see what we can find in the way of ammo.

Just had the gunsmith refurbish an old 22 pump action rifle that I've had sitting around for over 25 years. He informed me that it was quite collectable and really didn't want me to fire it much. I could tell that he would hate to see it used, just like I would hate to see someone abuse my antique crystal glasses. Who knew. We used to use snake loads in the old 22. to shoot rattlesnakes when we were deer hunting and camping out. Probably would make our gunsmith cringe.; February 22, 2013 at 1:26 PM
The Dude said...: Our Walmart is almost out of ammo. I have been buying .410 shotgun shells, as I have one, and that's about the only ammo they have that I can use.

Even at that, they limit each buyer to three boxes a day. Hope and change, baby. Enjoy the decline, or something.

DBQ - can you find a replacement stock for your .30-06? It might be worthwhile buying a new stock, cutting it down to a comfortable size and keeping the original in storage. One must have comfortable firearms.

I am making some custom pistol grips - some days it pays to be able to one's own woodwork. I am going to make them fit my hand precisely. The ones I am working on now will be dogwood and walnut laminated together - out there, oh yeah!; February 22, 2013 at 3:25 PM
The Dude said...: And still Troop naps. Maybe I should visit TOP and see if the Baron has been over there - he sure hasn't been here...; February 22, 2013 at 3:26 PM
The Dude said...: Well that was a waste of time. Wonder what's on daytime television - it has to be better than the Cookie/Mahal circle jerk goin' on over there.; February 22, 2013 at 3:38 PM
windbag said...: A friend had a gun shop for years. He still trades, but just at gun shows now. Much less overhead and higher percentage of buyers versus tire kickers. Anyhow, saw him a few weeks ago and he was lamenting the shortage of ammo. It's a serious situation short term. I'm hoping that this run on guns and ammo will pass and the market will be glutted, then I can pick up some nice bargains.; February 22, 2013 at 4:28 PM
The Dude said...: Left alone the market should find equilibrium. Meddling by the government will keep it from settling down.

I think private sales might be the way of the future - I know a guy who has 100k rounds set aside. He has been buying since 2008. Coincidence? I think not. He just had foresight.; February 22, 2013 at 6:17 PM
rcocean said...: So, if the shit hits the fan, I know where to get some Ammo. Just hope you guys will put up your addresses - when it happens.

After all, we're all friends.

Right?; February 22, 2013 at 9:40 PM
The Dude said...: Molan Labe!; February 23, 2013 at 8:37 AM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: DBQ - can you find a replacement stock for your .30-06? It might be worthwhile buying a new stock,

Yes. I think that will be my next move, no matter what. The gunsmith suggested that option when I pointed out the ammo shortage of the 7mm. I do have a good supply of 30.06 ammo. The downside is that my old 30.06 is a bolt action and I really wanted the semi auto action on the Lady Savage. Plus just shortening the stock won't eliminate the weight issue of the 30.06 being somewhat front loaded. When I used that gun it was for long distance shooting with a scope and I was able to use a "rest" or a rock (lol). For more mobile shooting the accuracy of the 30.06 is limited (for me with my shorter and weaker lady arms (don't let the feminists hear me say that) compared to the lighter and more balanced Lady Hunter. It may be too late for immediate or even near term delivery anyway. It seems that in most areas that it is 'out of stock'. I'll probably go ahead and order it and HOPE that the ammo shortage will ease up. I think it will eventually. If not...I can sell it.; February 23, 2013 at 11:39 AM
The Dude said...: I have fired a Beretta Cx4 Storm before. It is a bullpup design and chambered in 9mm, very light weight, compact and easy to keep on target.

One big plus is that it looks like something Buck Rogers would have, not one of those scary "assault rifles" that frighten our commie overlords.

But this is not the right blog for discussing such things - we should focus on the proper clothing to wear when carrying concealed, just sayin'...; February 23, 2013 at 12:01 PM
chickelit said...: ricpic said...
I wish I had chick's discipline and could stop posting here, or anywhere else on the web for that matter, but I lack the will.

No reason to stop posting here, ricpic. I think very highly of the motley bunch Trooper has collected here. It's much more gratifying to post comments here among friends because by and large you're never ignored or attacked.; February 23, 2013 at 12:30 PM
The Dude said...: WHY YOU... oh yeah, right, never mind.

How you doin' CL - how'd the test go? Or has it yet to go? Talk to us!; February 23, 2013 at 12:36 PM
chickelit said...: @Sixty: I left a comment in the earlier thread.; February 23, 2013 at 12:53 PM
Titus said...: Ricpic. Don't be so sullen. You are alive, cantakerous , able to pay for house needs and able to get up in the morning and take care of yourself.

And I personally enjoy your comments.

You have an identity-the get off my lawn jew-that's cool.

I kind of wish you could find a woman. I think that of most of the male commenters here. Not to weigh you down but maybe do just do some shit with.; February 23, 2013 at 12:56 PM
Titus said...: I also enjoy it when Ricpic uses all the yid terms.; February 23, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Titus said...: My boogers smell-what does that mean Chick?; February 23, 2013 at 1:42 PM
chickelit said...: It means your logic is backwards, Titus: your nose smells, not your boogers.

That reminded me of the old joke "If your nose runs and your feet smell--you're built upside down."; February 23, 2013 at 2:11 PM
Chip S. said...: I thought it meant that he'd been brown-nosing.; February 23, 2013 at 2:19 PM
Titus said...: No when I blow my nose my boogers smell like poop.

What is that about?; February 23, 2013 at 2:25 PM
Titus said...: Chick you knew what caused my smelly garlic loafs so you must know what is going on with my poopy smelling boogs.; February 23, 2013 at 2:29 PM
ricpic said...: Why can't YOU find a woman, Titus? Think of all the little Titi's running around at your feet. Don't be a deadend like me, Titus. And when it comes to tits, you don't yank on 'em, you gently pull on dem dugs...or slap them around if the lady's into that.

Do I really come across as a get off my lawn type? I'm so f**kin' terrified of people that I drawback from the window when they pass-by outside.

The proper clothing to wear when carrying concealed is, what else?...Mom Jeans!; February 23, 2013 at 2:35 PM
MamaM said...: Titus and the Little Titi's!!

Something substantial he could scoop and grab and squeeze and smootch.

All this time I thought it was big tits he was hankering for and yelling Suiiii about, and it turns out to be a yearning for little Titi's. Little boogers who run around and smell like farts!; February 23, 2013 at 3:01 PM
Titus said...: Mamam and Ricpic as I have set many types I am a dichotomy rapped up in smegma, surrounded by mystery.

I am not a sterotype.; February 23, 2013 at 3:19 PM
Titus said...: I don't want children, although I have thought about it.

I have had dogs my entire life and they are something I care for, not exactly children, but they do make me have some sort of responsibility and I enjoy it very much.

SUIIIIIIIIIII; February 23, 2013 at 3:24 PM
The Dude said...: CL - sorry to hear that.

I was laid off in 2002, and in the world of IC design, one's skill set evaporates in months, let alone years. Being in my early 50s then, and with the economy in the tank, I was not able to find work, so I set about taking an inventory of what I can and should do.

I settled on woodworking and that has been a pretty good fit for me - I work alone, everything I make is on spec, and all of it eventually sells, so I really can't complain. Well, I can, but what's the point?

I hope you are able to find your way through the testing maze and that you can find a position that suits you and your talents.

Growing old is not for the faint of heart. Feint of hart. Or something.

Troop is dead.; February 23, 2013 at 4:05 PM
The Dude said...: Well, that last line just came to me, I wrote it, it's not, as far as I know, true, but it is meant to be a provocation for the fogblather to appear.

Say his name three times...; February 23, 2013 at 4:07 PM
MamaM said...: Since it's snowing like Christmas here, I wondered if he was busy selling winter coats, but this weather is local so it's possible he walked too far into the wardrobe while storing the leftovers and fell under the Evil Queen's spell. Too much Turkish Delight.; February 23, 2013 at 4:27 PM
windbag said...: Edmund was a stooge.; February 23, 2013 at 4:55 PM
MamaM said...: Depending on what kind of stooge if being referenced, the good Baron might qualify as royalty alongside the High King.; February 23, 2013 at 5:24 PM
MamaM said...: I am not a sterotype.

But MamaM and ricpic are? How does that work?

Dogs are great but they don't replace little Titi's. As living legacy, nothing takes the place of children or the sharing of time/love/skills/knowledge with non-related human others, though words, art and music may also endure.

No, growing old is not for the faint of heart. At the Townsend woodshop, I bought a small bird carved from South America redheart wood. I liked the lines, which were clean and simple, but also the symbolism.

Eight years ago, a change in jobs for MrM at 52 and health issues for me brought us to the place where we too had to set about taking an inventory of what we could and should too. So far we've survived and in some unexpected ways thrived to the point where I am able to regard those experiences as difficult but transformative. (During that transition our good dog was one of the "glews" that held our family together while we found a new but outside the box-of-normal way to live.)

To find one's way through the testing maze and ...find a position that suits you and your talents requires courage, humor, trust and endurance. May daily bread as well as flight and song be yours through these changes and challenges, chickelit. My heart and hope is with and for you.; February 23, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Titus said...: What I like about this place is everyone is older, less educated, and poorer than me.

I love the diversity.; February 23, 2013 at 8:14 PM
MamaM said...: “How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheez?"
-- Charles de Gaulle; February 23, 2013 at 11:42 PM
Chip S. said...: What I like about this place is everyone is older, less educated, and poorer than me.

I dunno about any of that, but "more interesting" sounds about right.; February 24, 2013 at 12:42 PM
The Dude said...: More literate, too!; February 24, 2013 at 12:59 PM
Titus said...: I was kidding Chip.; February 24, 2013 at 2:30 PM
MamaM said...: To kid a kidder or not to kid, that is the question.

As for Little Titi's for Titus, it's probably a good thing the kidder isn't reproducing and attempting to raise offspring. Narcissists make lousy parents.; February 24, 2013 at 4:33 PM
The Dude said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; February 24, 2013 at 5:53 PM
Titus said...: That was Mean Mamam. Personal attacks are not attractive.

tits.; February 24, 2013 at 6:11 PM
chickelit said...: Titus said...
That was Mean Mamam. Personal attacks are not attractive.

Well, your commenting style encourages misreading. I thought you were perfectly serious too.; February 24, 2013 at 6:14 PM
The Dude said...: Did the narcissist just self-identify?; February 24, 2013 at 6:35 PM
Chip S. said...: Titus, as MamaM said, I'm a kidder too.

Needless to say, I knew you couldn't possibly be talking about me.; February 24, 2013 at 8:21 PM
windbag said...: I don't think I would apply the word mean to anything MamaM has posted here. The phrase "Ain't no insult like the truth" may apply, but not mean.; February 24, 2013 at 8:28 PM
The Dude said...: I meant to write "Bless his heart" after my comment - forgot. Sorry.; February 24, 2013 at 8:34 PM
ricpic said...: Not that anyone cares but in my 2/21 post about the Feds coming for our guns I wrote that if there's a bloody incident in blue territory it could snowball into rebellion or secession. Of course that should have been red territory. Among all the other horrors visited upon us has been the deliberate mislabeling of traditionalists as red and commies as blue, grrrrr.

Could it be the Bishop of Brooklyn is incommunicado till smoke rises above St. Petes?; February 24, 2013 at 9:10 PM
Titus said...: Mamam's mean comments devastated me briefly but I will go on. And thank you the rest of you supporting me. It has been difficult but I will take one step after another and move ahead.

Thanks again everyone here and Mama I still love you even if you hurt me. That's how I roll.; February 24, 2013 at 10:00 PM
MamaM said...: Personal attacks are not attractive.

To demure or not to demure is the other question. Especially pertinent when it comes to the public expression of private fantasies involving the "grapping" of low hanging fruit and gusto laden hollers of Suiiiiii!

I wasn't sure what I wanted to carve at class this time around, but when I got there I found the instructor had brought as an example, a figure of a woman feeding chickens. The woman was holding a bowl with one arm and extending the other arm out as she scattered seed in a pose which reminded me of the Parable of the Sower, where sown seed falls in four different types of soil. In the illustration done for the St John's Bible (2011) the seed also gets tossed outside the frame of the picture to drop who knows where, which amuses me. I decided to give the woman feeding chickens a try and it turned out pretty good. Midway through I remembered the first picture TY posted of MamaM was one of her holding a chicken. Full circle, Suiiii! and the fulfillment of another things are/aren't as they seem TY experience!; February 25, 2013 at 1:53 AM
chickelit said...: Midway through I remembered the first picture TY posted of MamaM was one of her holding a chicken.

I remembered that photo too. It was an interesting thread as well. Titus should read it, but I'm not gonna link it.; February 25, 2013 at 8:14 AM
chickelit said...: Theo Boehm's suicide "trial" was was another classic thread. Someone could link these all up from over the years and call them reruns.; February 25, 2013 at 8:16 AM
chickelit said...: I watched only the opening remarks for the Oscars and missed all the awards. I did see the William Shatner skit and the song about boobs. This (from Nikki Finke) reminded me of Titus:

This is supposed to be an edgy song about “Boobs”. (Though cute when Jennifer Lawrence fist-bumps the air. Damn straight she’s keeping her clothes on.) Ohmygawd, that’s really the Gay Men’s Chorus Of Los Angeles singing about tits.; February 25, 2013 at 8:40 AM
The Dude said...: A scroll and a click - bam, there you go, although I must say that looks more like my Grandma M or perhaps H, than MamaM.

And don't worry about that old queen Titus - given his deteriorating mental status he cannot even remember a slight, much less respond to it coherently. He lives in a world where he meets new people every day. Usually an anonymous 3rd world type in the fens, but it matters not - once one is positive, what harm can it do?

As for reruns - it must be that time. Troop has joined Bissage and Fred4Pres in the land of wind and ghosts. Sure am going to miss that big dumb goofball, but that's the way of the world.

Who is planning the wake? Will there be an open bar? Did I ask those questions in the correct order?; February 25, 2013 at 9:14 AM
windbag said...: Troop has joined Bissage and Fred4Pres in the land of wind and ghosts

Maybe he gave up commenting (but not blogging) for Lent?; February 25, 2013 at 11:26 AM

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