Saturday, February 16, 2013

What if?




Edutcher accidentally punctured "The Blonde" and he showed up at your house on Valentines Day?

50 comments:

Chip S. said...

He'd have to find a way to patch things up w/ her.

The Dude said...

Talk about an inflated sense of self!

MamaM said...

Would his dogs be barking?

ricpic said...

Hey, I saw the coming attractions for the pictured picture and decided to stay away.

Titus said...

What if the "blonde" he is referring to is Althouse?

That would be weird.

Chip S. said...

You may be right, Titus.

Look at his comments in the cammo-Zouave-pants thread over there.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Anyone else notice that Althouse is beginning to sound like a person who opened a day care center, thinking won't this be fun and then discovered that she really hates all those fucking unruly children that are surrounding her? You set the job up, you opened the center and now you are stuck with it and hate everyone.

Until I saw the feet, I thought sleeping bag or parachute.

chickelit said...

Are you suggesting that edutcher's comments are meadiated?

The Dude said...

Funny thing is, she's not wearing pants. Those are her bare legs. That explains why she skis in a dress.

But Chip S. wins the thread.

And CL is close - turns out all of Mrs. Popeil's comments are inebriated.

She and Inga are twins. And edutcher's cycle has synced up with Ann's.

chickelit said...

Chip, what is the "cammo-Zouave-pants thread"?

chickelit said...

And edutcher's cycle has synced up with Ann's.

Was there an edutcher before Meade moved in? He lives there now, but I recall a time when he didn't.

chickelit said...

And what ever happened to Hoosier Daddy? Did he "die" like Bissage did?

chickelit said...

Never mind Chip--I figured it out.

The Dude said...

@CL - yes, yes he did. Horribly, in a fire which was set by some guy with a hedge trimmer, who was observed driving from the scene in a TT. That is all.

Chip S. said...

I spit my beer all over the room after clicking on the link in Baron Zemo's comment over there.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

@ Sixty.....are you serious!! Hoosier Daddy has really died? That is horrible.

I can never tell when you guys are being cryptic.

The Dude said...

Eddie mentioned Inga's relatives stirring up lynch mobs - that's rather insensitive - doesn't he know that her uncle died in a concentration camp?

It's true.

He fell out of the guard tower...

Titus said...

What happend to Fred4Prez

Trooper York said...

It's scary how we think alike Sixty.

Trooper York said...

Fred4Prez morphed into another commenter. I have my guess as to who but he or she can speak for themselves.

Trooper York said...

I think Hoosier Daddy just got sick of it.

Trooper York said...

What is really funny about that link is the commenter imposed deletions.

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!

Trooper York said...

I do think I drew blood on Allie Oop today too!

Whew.

I better wear gloves!

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!!

Chip S. said...

I actually liked her comparison of edutcher to Pepe LePew.

He seems to dislike being defended. I can only imagine that it gets in the way of the codepency he cherishes.

Chip S. said...

er, codependency.

But you knew what I meant.

Chip S. said...

Troop, what was the deal w/ all those self-deletions?

The strangest thing about that thread was that C4 posted an entire comment w/o mentioning The Jooos even once.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

I think Hoosier Daddy just got sick of it.

OH good. World of Warcraft will go on.

Sometimes I'm just too literal. :-D

Trooper York said...

In one of the earlier battles that Theo and I had with the evil blogger lady we both went back and deleted a bunch of our posts. Separately of course. But great minds think alike. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

Most of the problems started because of this post.

It was all downhill from there.

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!

The Dude said...

I did my best to delete all my comments off of her site. As I mentioned, there were something like 1,800 of them. What a colossal waste of time, both posting them and deleting them.

That site is not a bit like here. Nope, not like here at all. Not even a tiny bit. Completely different.

Dutch children in the attic - some people have no shame...

The Dude said...

I am going to go sit on the curb and pour out a 40 for all the commenters who have gone before - this one's for you, Darcy...

Titus said...

Troop was that the first time someone outed you on Althouse? Allie's get mad.

Trooper York said...

No Meade got it right away.

Of course he has nothing to do but study comments, make pancakes and shave hobbit feet. So it is understandable that he got it.

I don't really care.

Allie is just a nasty piece of shit. And despite her protests she is an anti-semite like most liberals.

Titus said...

Of course he has nothing to do but study comments, make pancakes and shave hobbit feet. So it is understandable that he got it.


Fucking Funny.

Trooper York said...

Hey I was thinking of a new series.

The Diary of Anne Frankenstein.

Waddya think?

Chip S. said...

Yes!

It practically writes itself.

Trooper York said...

Ya think?

I would have to have ricpic weight in. I don't want to commit a Shanda.

Trooper York said...

The is also a proposed series.

Shanda Sex with Ricpic.

Poems by ricpic with photos of weird
couplings.

Trooper York said...

We could start with Meadhouse.

Chip S. said...

Heh.

I first thought of it as a play on the Dutch girl comment, with Allie as Anne.

But now I see that you had something else in mind.

Works either way.

Trooper York said...

No it would be the actual daughter of Baron Frankenstein who had to hide in an attic because Inga's family wanted to kill her.

Because she was a Frankenstein.

And because she was Jewish. Just sayn'

Chip S. said...

A rich lode of material.

The Dude said...

The torches could be made out of Mrs. Popeil's clothing - that ugly, tasteless crap needs to be burned with fire.

ricpic said...

Anne Frank lost me with that "I really believe people are good" comment. Okay, I give her a little leeway, what was she, 14?

ricpic said...

It's not that people aren't good, it's just they can't handle compliments and have to lash out ha ha ha ha ha.







Sense? I have to make sense?

Titus said...

Who is Mrs. Popeil?

tits.

Titus said...

I love the jews.

I have worshiped so many jew hogs you can't even imagine.

Titus said...

I don't do oral normally but if it is a hot jew I am down on my knees immediately honoring it's jewdom.

Jew hogs are always clean, cut and have a nice erection. No weirdness with the jew hog.

ricpic said...

There are hot Jews? Not if you go by any gathering of my mishpucha.

The Dude said...

I used to ride with a bicycle club in Northern Virginia on what we called our Wednesday evening minyans. There was one woman there who was extremely hot. I am thinking they were reform - she was there, I was there, and while we didn't stop to get bacon cheese burgers, you know, clearly we were unorthodox.

My nickname was "Schmegeggy". I took it as a compliment.