You know I am starting to become a big fan of Latoya Jackson. She was great on the last "Celebrity Apprentice" where she really got into it with that POS Amarosa. I mean she lit into her all through the episode. What fooled everyone was when she didn't bring her back to the boardroom to see who would get fired. But she had a good reason. She knew that Trump would never fire Amarosa so early in the competition. She said as much obliquely in the interview. She didn't come right out and say it like the Twisted Sister guy did last week but this show has become such a joke that the Celebs are just getting subversive about it. Three weeks ago, Trace Atkins said fuck opening up our Meatball sandwich shop for a fund raiser since that is just a mess......just call your big contributors and sit around and drink coffee all day. Worked just fine. (I also liked what he said to Steven Baldwin this week...."Don't be mean to Marilu or I will kill you)
Anyhoo after Latoya got fired she went off on Amarosa. Amarosa's big thing is that she was "engaged" to Michael Clarke Duncan the big dude from "The Green Mile" who croaked recently. She is milking that for all it is worth with crocodile tears and unexplained absences from the tasks. Latoya busted on her like a fiend. She was all "I heard a lot of crying but never saw a tear" and "I bet she pulled the plug on him." It was great. Who knew she had it in her.
Then she was on "Watch What Happens Live" with that schmdreck Andy Cohen and she was just delightful. Funny and giggly and full of surprises. Who knew that she would be the most personable of the Jackson's.
Holy King of Pop Batman. I have a new favorite Jackson.
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We could have a new show called "Jackson Apprentice," starring Latoya, Jesse, Reggie, and Samuel L., Bo, Andrew (if it's feasible to exhume an ex-President), Alan (the country singer) and Jackson Brown. Since we're including Andrew, we may as well toss in Mahalia and Shoeless Joe.
Yet another reason to love Latoya.
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