Friday, March 1, 2013

Beverly Hills Housewife dances away!

So after the drag show we took those photos and they all wanted to go over to the gay dance club that was down the hall. Kyle Richards of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" was making an appearance and all of the girls wanted to meet her. Especially the birthday girl.

Now this was a bar and club advertised as the first gay bar in a casino hotel. There were a bunch of mo's dancing around and go-go boys and the whole magilla. There were plenty of women as well and I presume some straight guys. The girls went on the dance floor and whooped it up. I joined the wife and she made a pretty embarrassing video that I have to post sometime soon. I mean it wasn't embarrassing to me but to the jazz hands fuckers who had to be shown how to dance! Just Sayn!

Anyways Kyle comes in with her crew and went to talk to the high rollers and what not. The other girls were too shy to talk to her but the wife just pushed through and grabbed her and brought her over to the birthday girl to say hello. She was very nice. And tiny. They talk about how big she is in comparison to the other girls but she is a tiny little thing.

Now this wasn't a bad club because the music was good. I went up and bribed the DJ so he would play the girls favorite 1980's hits and we had quite a few drinks. Martini's don't ya know. Lot's of dancing and fun.

9 comments:

Titus said...

How gay. Gays love dancing with straight women who are accepting of their faginess.

Hi everyone!

How are you?

I am super, thanks so much for asking.

Today was incred. busy. It's Performance Management, salary increase time! My fave time of the year. Determining peoples salaries.

So anywhoo I was in high level confidential strategic meetings talking to KOL's (Key Opinion Leaders) about everyone on their staff and what their increases would be. We are fortunate that we have a pool of 6% in this market. Well one SVP spoke about his staff and we were deciding what they each were going to get. He recommended 4.5% for her but I was like I don't like her, let's do 2.8 and we all laughed and agreed upon 3%. It was super.

Now off to dindin at the neighbors across the street. Doggy Dindin. Doggies all cum. The fish who is hosting just had a baby so there is a good chance I will catch some milking and probably grab her tit-she is very accomodating when I ask.

Have a super night, fab weekend.

And remember keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!

Titus said...

One more thing. Last night I was thinking about some of the guys I did that I actually spoke to.

There was one I was in love with. He was from Utica New York and was at Harvard Med School. He was married to a woman who was a Yoga Instructor. When she went to Yoga Conferences I would cum over and do it on their bed...in Southie actually.

Well after 1 year I couldn't deal with it anymore so I broke it off.

He would constantly call me from his Residency at Yale but I wouldn't speak to him. This was like 20 year ago. He and his wife moved to somewhere in Florida where he practiced medicine. Some awful place on the Western Coast of Florida, not Ft. Meyers but somewhere as bad. Sarasota!!!! That was the name.

Anywhoo last night I looked him up on LinkedIn and connected with him and he is the Chief of Urology at San Francisco State. He left the wife, is a fag now, plays on some fag tennis and rugby team and is with an "amazing man who he loves and is faithful to" and his ex moved back to Boston and they are still good friends.

I should of been the doctor's wife!

He cums to Boston often and would love to have his partner and me and my partner to meet for "dinner". I was like fuck you bitch. I will email you in 20 years.

Off to doggie dindin.

Titus said...

Lastly and most importantly is he didn't cum from money. He family was dirt poor while my husband is a major richie. Also, he was an italian and incredibly hot with an amazing body but had a really small dick.

This gives me comfort and winter solstice.

Because even though he is Chief of whatever...is Urology a cock doc by the way? He likely has an enormous amount of debt from his college days. I feel better already.

OK, 8 is dindin time.

Have a terrific night. Love you al.

windbag said...

Titus, so you're saying this guy is gay? That's funny, no mention of Harvard in his bio.

ricpic said...

MasterMind

This gives me comfort and winter solstice
Is in the rear view mirror,
On a whim I make salaries rise or cease
While others are sitting shiva.




Hey, does anyone remember the MasterMind sketch from Benny Hill? Such, such were the memories.

Titus said...

Windbag, you investigator. My previous hubby is a chief urologist somewhere else in San Fran.

Do you think I am going to give you investigators the name of the real hospital or University.

No fucking way!

Titus said...

Do you guys really want his name? I am open to it but because some of you are psychos I am concerned you will email him and send links of things I have posted about him.

Do any of you really understand/

ricpic said...

I understand less and less as the years go by...and it gives me peace.

rcocean said...

Looking forward to the dance video.