I have been having bowling sex dreams lately.
Last night I dreamed I was in a New Jersey entertainment complex that consisted of bowling, a bar, dancing, a gym, a sauna, a shower room, supper club, curling and lots of other shit.
The guys in the shower would actually be scrubbing their hogs with a huge ice scraper.
I was there with the Crack Emcee. He looked just like Buckwheat. He fondled his black ball and smiled a gap toothed grim and asked if it was O-Tay to fondle his big black ball.
I almost fainted.
I wanted to bowl the but the six lanes, SIX LANES, were full. So small town. I love large bowling lanes, 32 plus please!
O-Tay!
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