Tom Doniphon: [Valance has tripped Rance in the diner, causing him to spill a tray of food] That's *my* steak, Valance.
Liberty Valance: [laughing] You heard him, Dude. Pick it up.
Ransom Stoddard: No!
Tom Doniphon: Pilgrim, hold it. I said you, Valance; *you* pick it up.
Liberty Valance: Three against one, Doniphon.
Tom Doniphon: My boy, Pompey; kitchen door.
[Valance looks and sees Pompey at the door holding a rifle]
Floyd: I'll get it, Liberty!
[Doniphon kicks Floyd in the face as he bends down to retrieve the tray]
Tom Doniphon: Isn't it great that I can call a colored guy "My boy!"
Liberty Valance:Well enjoy it while you can Doniphon. Someday one of them will be President and people like this hashslinger are gonna make it possible.
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President Camacho - life imitates art.
One day soon Hollywood will do a remake called "The Man Who's Hot: Liberty Valance." It will be gay-themed and will tell the story of how the bigoted south and flyover America was finally subdued and forced to accept gay marriage.
So I just looked up who played Pompey...
Quite a tough guy. I'm surprised he didn't deck the guys who wrote that line.
"The Man Who's Hot: Liberty Valance" will be a parody of John Wayne and straight white males. The dialog Troop quoted will be reworked into a hilarious fight over "tube steaks." The film will also be anti-gun. It will be a moderate success, finding a mostly female audience.
What that picture needed was Walter Brennan for comic relief. In fact, now that I think of it, every picture needs Walter Brennan for comic relief.
Jimmy Stewart wore an apron! I knew he wasn't the tuff guy.
I miss 'em all. Not that I could relate to any of 'em in even the slightest way. But they were avatars, I think that's the right word. Whose an avatar today? Can't think of nary a one. Little Walter Brennan there.
Why am I writing all this crap? Because, minding my own business, driving to the ol' supermercado, I was pulled over by a cop, looked about 15, and ticketed for driving sans seat belt. Yes, I was guilty. But Jayzus, there goes another 60 or 80 or hunnerd dollars down the drain for a mental lapse. Ain't the state wonnerful?
Chip, when I first saw TMWSLV as a kid I thought that Pompey killed Valance. I've been looking for a YouTube clip of the scene when Doniphon tells Stoddard what really happened (to see what may have made me think that), but have been unsuccessful.
Here's some Walter Brennan for ricpic's comic relief: chirbit
Good one, chick.
"Trooper Zone" remains my fave of your chirbits, tho. You really nailed it.
The Man Who's Hot: Liberty Valance.
That sounds amazing chick. I can't wait until it cums out.
I watched all of the Girls episodes and it is fucking amazing. Tons of sex, lots of girls doing it doggy, gays for days, tons of tits, super dialog. She's cute too-she would be excellent model for some of Troop's store clothes. I love her so much.
One of my fave scenes is when her boyfriend pisses on her in the shower and makes her watch him jerk off and when he's finishes, says, "shake my hand". Totally brill
That sounds gross, Titus. I would never watch shit like that.
Over on Althouse I found out that "Girls" is big ime gay show. I've never seen it--neither my wife nor my daughter watch it. I guess I should breathe a sigh of relief.
There's full frontal in it too Chick, she shows her twat constantly.
Brian Williams daughter is in it and she get fucked all the time.
Is a younger much more nastier sexual show than SITC-which you do seem to link frequently?
The Girls in Girls fuck constantly and they bend over everything-sinks, toilets, windows, store front windows, cars. And so much more. Love it. The fag in it who was in Book Of Morman does guys and girls.
They all went to Oberlin as undergrad and now live in Williamsburg.
She had to break up with the black republican though. She's a major libtard.
I love that fact that she is a little overweight and just rips off her clothes all the time. Bends over and you see her asshole, watch her shaving her cooch, and feeling her small titties.
She is incredibly brave and beautiful. I so fucking love her so much you don't even know.
One of the girls is David Mamet's daughter. Does that help at all?
She was a 21 year old virgin the first season but now fucks constantly.
It is really East Coast though so I could see how others may not love it like I do. East Coast is a special kind of person who is tough, rude, bitchy and up for the challenges when they walk out the door to encounter the rat race. It's not easy....but I love it so much. I thrive on all the competition. And of course, we started gay marriage-thank the Lord Jesus Christ.
Speaking of which what about the Bishop in Scotland? What a douchebag.
Lena Dunham is the one did that really gross commercial for Obama, right? That's a real no-no for me. I prefer my media stars to be more politically nuanced--like Clint Eastwood. You never really know who he's for. Plus the fact that all the gays go apeshit for this tells me it must be political and subversive like.
SATC was my wife's favorite show. She owns them all and still watches them once and a while. I've seen them all at least once.
Girls is from the Mumblecore movement in cinema.
Very important and heavy on dialog.
Speaking of which what about the Bishop in Scotland? What a douchebag.
I had to google that to figure out what you're talking about. How do find out about these things, Titus? Do you have gaydar antennae tuned to worldwide gay marriage stories? Does you electronic device give you a "push notice" whenever something pops up?
I think it would be cool if the Bishop went to prison over his beliefs. That's a man of conscience. St. Thomas More did it; MLK did the same thing and I'm sure MlK would respect and agree with the Bishop. You Harvard buddy Sullivan would love to go to prison for a cause but the best he can do is for simple possession.
If the Scottish government actually did start forcing the Church to marry gays? It might get people to think twice about ditching the Establishment Clause here.
Chick the guy was vehemently against gay marriage while fucking other priests.
This shit travels far and fast in gay circles. We are very connected.
He's a piece of shit.
But Lena Dunham is a hot princess of truth and love. Fucking love her so much. Gays are ecstatic about Lena. She is our New Madonna, Cher, Liza and Judy wrapped up in chubbiness and nudity-we love that shit. She like the rest of our idols are smart-we treasure smartness and we can smell it.
Lena Dunham just reminded me of a another gay hero--Chaz Bono.
Titus wrote: Chick the guy was vehemently against gay marriage while fucking other priests.
We seem to be talking about different priests, Titus. Your info led me to Google and find this, who is different from the Vatican O'Brien, no?
Yet the first day of discussion was rocked by new revelations of scandal after Scottish Cardinal Keith O’Brien admitted that his “sexual conduct has fallen below the standards expected of me as a priest, archbishop and cardinal.”
This guy chick=guess he was a Cardinal.
Was Pompey holding a rifle or a shotgun in that scene? I better ask Joe Biden.
I am not surprised you like Girls Titus.
Where is Mamam? I miss her so much.
Her witty sense of humor, her intelligence, her insight.
Come back mamam come back, we love you.
tits.
Perhaps she's just grown tired of games of deception, deflection and domination, Titus
DDD cup winner
Triple D's accompanied by the ever present effing G-string (where Fantasies Grandiose are spooled out for public display).
Gene Pitney was known locally as the "Rockville Rocker" from Rockville, Ct. A friend of mine had a cottage on the Rockville Lake not far from Pitney's cottage. Gene had a big boat and we used to do commando missions @ night[drunk, of course] stealing his gas tanks. He never locked them up! He had a lot of money back then
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