Wednesday, August 13, 2014

The Summer of Boo Boo

Brother Bear was always Mama's favorite. But she was very strict with him. She would discpline over every little slight. If he spilled milk or dropped a cookie she would cut him with a stare. Then later that night she would take him out of bed. Pull down his pants. Spank his ass until it turned red as chop meat.

When she was done he would climb off her lap. She would mummer "You know I love you." Then she would embrace him. Kiss him full on the mouth.

With tongue.

Brother Bear was very mixed up.

That is why anyone with brown hair and large breasts was in danger when he was around.

(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears) 

1 comment:

MamaM said...

Jan and Stan called, hoping against hope Mama Bear wasn't wearing her Raquel Welch crucifix when the tonguing went down.