Friday, August 1, 2014

True Yankees





It was pretty interesting that the only baseball players worthy of being in wax were True Yankees. No Cardinals. No Red Sox. No Mets. Just true Yankees.

And of course the greatest Yankee of them all!



16 comments:

Chip S. said...

The wax Jeter goes to its left about as well as the herpetic one.

Trooper York said...

Hey he doesn't have herpes.

Chip S. said...

What???

I passed up Minka for no good reason?

Chip S. said...

Jessica Alba begs to differ.

Trooper York said...

Seriously. She banged Mickey Rourke when she made Sin City. She could have gotten it anywhere.

Trooper York said...

It is amazing how Derek never has any of the broads he dated and dropped putting him on blast for this. Or anything at all. They all seem to think of him fondly and don't speak ill of him. That is very unusual.

Chip S. said...

Good point.

Maybe Steinbrenner set him up w/ a really good lawyer.

Or maybe he's connected!

To change the topic from Jetes' sex life…as a true NYY fan, do you want to keep The Captain at SS for the stretch run even though they just acquired a top defensive SS?

I'm guessing "yes", cuz nobody thinks they could go deep into the playoffs anyway.

Chip S. said...

Hey, I just read that the Yanks pulled Brian Roberts in the middle of a game the other night when he was 2 hits shy of triggering a 250K bonus tied to plate appearances, then kept him out of the lineup for the next 2 games before DFAing his ass.

I wonder if the players' union will file a grievance over it.

ndspinelli said...

Trooper has a sorta Stan the Man stance.

Chip S. said...

Who's the guy in the middle pic, where Trooper is "holding the bat" cross-handed?

Trooper York said...

The line up:

Jeter

Joltin Joe

The Babe

Mick the Quick

All posed with Jim "The Carroll Gardens Cane!"

Chip S. said...

That's the Bambino?

Wow, he looks awfully thin. I'll leave it to spinelli to speculate about why.

I think you should get an ivory-topped stick for strolling the 'hood.

ndspinelli said...

Jim "Little Dick" Dolan.

ndspinelli said...

That's the vegan Babe.

Trooper York said...

That was after he got the cancer.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Here is looking at you, Joe Torre.