Thursday, February 27, 2014

I didn't know what a selfie was.....



I thought it meant whacking off.

That I know how to do.

Taking photos? Not so much.

18 comments:

ndspinelli said...

You look a lot younger w/ the loss weight.

Trooper York said...

Thank God for the grey hair.

Otherwise they would mistake me for Bieber.

ndspinelli said...

You crap bigger than Bieber.

The Dude said...

You look like shit in that picture. You look like you are coming off a 40 year bender. You look demented enough that you would allow a commie cocksucker like phx to comment here.

Fuck you and get your shit together, bitch.

I mean that in the best possible sense, as always.

ndspinelli said...

Sixty is constipated this morning.

Michael Haz said...

He needs to turn a bowel.

MamaM said...

There I was, thinking all he needs is a green dress and some beads to look like Hillary Clinton with a beard.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

It comes with practice... wait, that came out wrong.

sakredkow said...

You look demented enough that you would allow a commie cocksucker like phx to comment here.

Just to let you know I'm going to send a very strongly worded complaint to the manager about your post.

chickelit said...

Love the group dynamics!

namaste!

group hugs!

tits

MamaM said...

...to send a very strongly worded complaint to the manager

Like what difference would that make anyway? When he's channeling Hillary, he sees through prism lenses and the one calling commie probably shows up as peach. With those glasses what's actually being seen is anyone's guess.

The Dude said...

Seeing the world through pink-eyed glasses, would be my guess.

The Dude said...

And hey, MamaM - how you doin', way out west there, eh?

MamaM said...

Carving's going good, 8 students this time around. And the figure I've chosen is turning out better than hoped. Each time I learn more. I've also met the usual assortment of Grit Brothers, an interchangeable collection of good humored men who are laid back but intense about woodworking and willing to talk about whatever they know when asked. One of them showed me his sharpening method today, which was so effective I ended the day wearing three band-aids.

We're heading back to the Icebox tomorrow afternoon with another 6 inches of snow predicted and sleet and ice on the way through Kentucky and Ohio. After hearing the spring birds singing down here, my heart isn't ready to return to winter. Although I do have some more wood blanks to carve and of course, more tools! Can't visit Nawger's Nob without buying another one of my favorite knivesfavorite knives (also available online, but I need to see and feel them)!

According to the table talk, there was a big chainsaw carving fest up in Ridgeway PA this week with people from all over including Germany and Japan. Big Doings!

chickelit said...

This storm passing through CA right now will show up back east in a few days or a week. They always do. Watch for a big wet kiss of snow to top off the winter.

The Dude said...

MamaM! WoW! First, those tools are beautiful, but a T-Rex! Get out! Now that is carving!

I know! Too many exclamation points, but damn!

Okay, on a serious note, be careful out there on the road - stuff can turn bad in an instant.

blake said...

You're supposed to take a picture of your junk, dummy.

MamaM said...

Watch for a big wet kiss of snow to top off the winter..

No more wet kisses, chickenlittle, although I did appreciate the Cherie Currie link, not understanding why MHaz hadn't included carved bares at his carved table. I did note that you'd scored a left field double on that find!

It was an energetic 30-40 year old guy who burst into the workshop, having freshly returned from the big PA chainsaw fest, all excited about the people he met and what a fun international event it was, but he didn't mention Cheri and I didn't ask. I did note from her bio that her work was recently on display in a Brawny Paper towel ad, and also found she can carve up a great jean jacket!

Too bad she doesn't have red hair, cuz she looks like someone who could handle Sixty's chainsaw, if not at least admire it,.

@60G The exclamation points are appreciated! Along with the serious note. I'm hoping for the few to none of each on the roads back!