Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I'm as sick as a dog.

Man am I sick. I spent all Sunday night mopping up the store before What not to wear in my wifebeater sweating like a pig. The air conditioner was pumping as it was 90 in Brooklyn and I got a chill. I've been coughing up a lung and shivering like a freakin' I don't know what. Like you care.

It's just good luck that all of the topics posted the last few days have sucked donkey dick. Nyquil for me. Good day sir!

3 comments:

Chennaul said...

Oh damn it-for shit's sake I gotta come out of lurk mode.

Look-you've got the chills?

What's your temperature?

Is it over 100?

Damn it-I got this-once it's called pnumonia-the clencher is the chills part.

Also crap LOVE NyQuil but it's exactly the wrong thing.,

Your body is trying to expel that crap-your going to end up surpressing it with the NyQuil and make the whole damn thing worse...

You need an expectorant.

Damn it and if your temp is ober 102 or 103 get to the damn hospital it could be bacterial.

Shit you're a pain in the ass...

Trooper York said...

Thanks, but I recovered. My policy is to shit as much as possible and that's what I did. I get this once a year but I do massive Vitamen C doses and lots of water and the next thing ya know I'm ok.

But don't lurk dude. Jump right in. I am sure you have some great stuff to say. All the best.

Trooper York said...

It was that damn air conditioning. When I was a kid we didn't have the ac at all. When it got really hot I would sleep on the fire escape. But now my wife has domesticated me and I have to have the ac pumping all the time. It's important in the store because you don't want sweaty girls trying on $300 dresses. We did a big clean up for What not to wear. So I had to move all the racks and mop everything. Of course it was the freakin' Mexican maids day off so I had to do it. Sometimes when I am sweeping outside I want to buy a big white apron to wear like Mr. Bocciegolup on Abbott and Costello. But I looked like a real babbo sweating and mopping. Luckily everything turned out ok.