Trooper York: I am not normally this prolific

Sunday, February 9, 2014

I am not normally this prolific

But the wife is making me watch the ice skating.

I might finish both books before the fuckin Olympics are over.

11 comments:

MamaM said...: What does making you watch the ice skating entail???

It sounds like sitting in the same room, present in body while your mind swirls, spins, twizzles and leaps about enacting dramas with words on screen rather than skates on ice.

I'm curious as to which Phil Jackson book the US female skater, Gracie Gold, was talking about tonight in her after skate interview.; February 10, 2014 at 2:38 AM
windbag said...: Olympics? When did that happen? How's Michael Phelps doing this time around?; February 10, 2014 at 12:57 PM
Michael Haz said...: I watch at night, but only so I can keep tabs on Costa's stye in the eye.; February 10, 2014 at 1:38 PM
The Dude said...: Fucking olympics is correct, based on the picture.; February 10, 2014 at 1:48 PM
Ruth Anne Adams said...: On Ash Wednesday, will you change it from Joey Gallo's Lament to Joey Gallo's Lent?; February 10, 2014 at 1:49 PM
Trooper York said...: Forcing me to watch the Olympics means she told me she wants to watch it. I have to do what she says. That's what marriage is all about.

I mean shit..... she is making me go to a masquerade ball for Valentines Day. I got a freaking Venetian mask and everything.; February 10, 2014 at 2:37 PM
MamaM said...: Seems as though years of dancing along with "things are not as they seem" themes would allow for some skill at getting through a masquerade ball.

Is the designated mask a full or half version? Does it have a beak? Too bad she bought the mask ahead of the Olympics, because the Bob Costa Mask could have been an ice-breaker.; February 10, 2014 at 3:29 PM
Trooper York said...: It is a half mask. I am going to be like the fucking Phantom of the Opera or something.; February 10, 2014 at 3:34 PM
MamaM said...: Sounds good. With a silky maroon robe and a fresh set of non-bloodied slippers, a "Hugh Hefner of the Innertubes" (ala Lem's) costume could be another provocative option.; February 10, 2014 at 5:29 PM
Trooper York said...: Hah.

The wife wanted me to wear a tuxedo. I dodged that bullet.

The only problem is I lost 48lbs so my suits don't fit anymore.

When we went to factory to go over our spring order for production I brought over a suit to be altered.

A team of chinks will be working non-stop to have it ready for Friday.; February 10, 2014 at 7:04 PM
ndspinelli said...: Valentine Masquerade Ball?? May I please have that sharp stick in my left eye. Thank you.; February 10, 2014 at 10:17 PM

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