Monday, February 10, 2014

She has Bob Costas Eyes.......





Her hair is Olympic gold
Her lips with Russian mold
Her hands are always cold
She's got Bob Costas eyes

She'll turn the people  on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as Hoffman's blow
She's got Bob Costas eyes

And she'll sceive you
She'll unease you
All the better just to displease you
She's atrocious and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Bernie Carbo stand-off thighs
She's got Bob Costas eyes

She'll let you take her home (it whets her appetite)
She'll puke up on the throne
She's got Bob Costas eyes

12 comments:

ndspinelli said...

A poet. He is a pompous little asshole YANKEE FAN!

MamaM said...

I thought they were looking worse tonight, like both were infected!

Yes! Confirmed by Fox.

Trooper York said...

Did you see him slug down the vodka.

He said his eyes couldn't get any redder.

Trooper York said...

It's what you call pink eye for the Pinko!

Chip S. said...

It seems like pinkeye is a common affliction among NYY fans.

Never rub your eyes after shaking hands w/ Derek Jeter.

The Dude said...

I thought this was related to your porn thread over at TOOP.

Shame on you, Troop.

ndspinelli said...

ChipS appears from nowhere and knocks out the Yankee fan. "Down goes Trooper, down goes Trooper, down goes Trooper."

Chip S. said...

It's ndcoselli!

ndspinelli said...

ChipS, Fuck work and responsibility, play here more!

rcocean said...

Bob Costas = justified hatred. A pompous little blow-dried nerd who takes a paragraph of words to express a sentence of thought.

He's Howard Cosell without the smarts.

rcocean said...

And his smug, dumb, unthinking, unknowing, liberal opinions - Judas Priest.

Politically, he's a male Barbara Walters.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I think pink eye rots your brain. Just listen to Costas! He makes Carol Herman seem like an authority.