Thursday, February 27, 2014

Three days of looking at models in panties......

Is enough to tucker anyone out.

We had to spend the time purchasing a bunch of lingerie and new bras as we are expanding our lingerie department to cover all sizes.

Now we are remaining only a plus size store as far as clothing is concerned but everyday skinny bitches come in asking for Spanx or what size the Prima Donna Bras that we have in the window. You have to adapt with the times. So since I have so many skinny twats asking for it you have to give it to them. So I bought about ten grand worth of Spanx that I bet I can turn over in about a month. Two at most. Once it starts to get warmer these girls will be on the prowl. We also got a shit load of other popular brands like Hanky Panky, Commando and Greiner. A bunch of new bra accecsories such as extenders and strap cushions and what not. New soft cup t-shirt bras for the itty bitty titty contingent. Lot's of stuff that I can turn around.

Plus other great stuff that happened. So I was pretty freaking busy.

16 comments:

rcocean said...

I had to google Spanx. It seems to be a kind of high-tech girdle.

rcocean said...

Do bra models have to have a certain shaped breast? Not too large, not too small?

Just wondering.

chickelit said...

Troop is such a working stiff.

Trooper York said...

The models were uniformly thin to the point of emaciation.

Trooper York said...

They had to change several times. Most of the people we were buying from did not have models as they are well established. Hanky Panky did though.

Trooper York said...

I want to emphasize that we are staying concentrating on plus sizes only in our clothing. We are only offering lingerie and shape wear in small sizes. It will be a very separate section of the store. Actually a different store with it's own employee concentrating on those sales.

ndspinelli said...

I think the skinny bitches should have to shop in the basement.

ndspinelli said...

What if Horse Face comes in for a fitting??

Trooper York said...

You want to know something funny. There is a company based in Madison Wisconsin that has been trying to get our business for seven years. So we decided to buy from them this year.

They make certain items of lingerie and robes and what not. The line is called Tia Lynn. I wonder if youse guys are familiar with it?

ndspinelli said...

Never heard of them nor has my bride.

Trooper York said...

I have to find out if that is the name of their boutique. That is the name of the line. Is there a bra store in Madison?

Michael Haz said...

Bras aren't a big thing in Madison.

Hey, spring training opened today. This means that the Cubs have been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

ndspinelli said...

I'm proud to say I have no fucking idea.

windbag said...

Bras aren't a big thing in Madison.

I'm going to venture a guess that armpit hair is, though. And body odor.

chickelit said...

Michael Haz said...
Bras aren't a big thing in Madison.

Nor are they even a small thing. "Cup size" refers only to beer servings.

blake said...

Don't be hatin' on skinny girls.

They need love, too.