Sunday, December 28, 2008

The Lana Wood Cafe.

Well it is time to close up shop early and go into the city to see the Tree at Rockafeller center. Now a tree is made of wood and Meade is always bragging about his wood, so the best thing I can do is call up Natalies hotter sister and leave you in the Lana Wood cafe.

So to speak.

25 comments:

Darcy said...

I've never heard of Lana Wood! She was hotter than Natalie?

Did you see Love With the Proper Stranger?

Ruth Anne Adams said...

So this wood floats?

blake said...

Wood I!?

I'm Full of Soup said...

Hairlip! Hairlip!

Darcy said...

LOL! Haven't heard that joke in ages.

Asante Samuel said...

1) She was a Bond girl, no?

2) How bout some fishy girls or women, Troop, in honor of the Dolphins.

I mean looking, not smelling.

blake said...

Hairlip?

Asante Samuel said...

Why shower on the sailboat when you can wash up on shore.

Darcy said...

blake: A not very PC joke.

chickelit said...

Trooper, you've done your educational service of the day. We watched The Searchers a couple weeks a ago. Towards the beginning, my wife said, "There's Natalie". And I thought (having the date of the movie in mind) that's odd, shouldn't she be older now?," but then I thought nothing of it as the story unfolded.

You and Wikipedia solve a great deal of mysteries in life.

re "Hairlip! Hairlip!"
The disturbing custom of shaving all under wasn't around when she posed.

Darcy said...

Ok, so maybe I didn't get the "hairlip" thing, either...

chickelit said...

Darcy-- I really don't get it either--I think AJ Lynch needs to explain.

Meade said...

That's kind of cute that Darcy doesn't get the dirty joke. See there really are some nice girls left in the world. And I'm with chickenlittle -- AJ?

Asante Samuel said...

Haha, Blake started it, but it's not Wood I, it's wooden eye.

That's it for the hints.

blake said...

It says "Unable to retrieve joke".

Not sure I get it.

Darcy said...

Well, crap. Sorry, blake. The link worked this morning. Try this.

Anyway, it's an old joke. I got it...but then thought there was some naughty humor going on that I wasn't getting (thanks, Meade!), so I was teasing chickenlittle about that.

I think we're all confused (except perhaps AJ!), and it's cracking me up.

chickelit said...

so I was teasing chickenlittle about that.

You guys are so mean sometimes.
Anyway, thanks for the link.

Darcy said...
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Darcy said...

I deleted that, just in case you were serious, chickenlittle.

blake said...

Oh. Heh.

Can't believe I hadn't heard that. (Thought I'd heard 'em all...)

chickelit said...
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Darcy said...

chickenlittle? Were you serious?

I'm very sorry. I think all of you guys here are the best.

chickelit said...

LOL Ha ha-- got you.

I love you back Darcy!

Darcy said...

LOL! Yeah, you did get me, cl. The great thing is that I get to call you a butthead now. :P

chickelit said...

I'm blushing too now :)