Thursday, September 25, 2014

It's De Blasio Time.. nobody is safe!


New York Post, September 25, 2014
Mayor Bill De Blasio has groundhog blood on his hands!
A week after Hizzoner dropped Staten Island Chuck in front of a crowd of spectators on Feb. 2, the winter-weather prognosticator died of internal injuries — and then the coverup began, The Post has learned.
Staten Island Zoo officials went to great lengths to hide the death from the public — and keep secret the fact that “Chuck” was actually “Charlotte,” a female impostor, sources said Wednesday.
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The zoo told a few Staten Island Zoo supporters, but claimed the groundhog died of natural causes.Photo: Staten Island Advance
The stand-in was found dead in her enclosure at the Staten Island Zoo on Feb. 9 — and a necropsy determined she died from “acute internal injuries,” sources said.
She had fallen nearly 6 feet when the mayor lost his grip during the Groundhog Day photo op. Sources said her injuries were consistent with a fall.nstead of revealing the sad loss, the zoo — which gets nearly half of its $3.5 million in annual funding from the city — told the staff to keep the mayor’s office in the dark about the animal’s fate.
They told only a few zoo supporters — but claimed that the groundhog had died of natural causes.
“I was told he died of old age, that he went to that big farm in the sky,” said Assemblyman Matthew Titone (D-SI), who later learned how the animal had died.
The zoo also never revealed the biggest secret of all — that the part of Chuck was being played by Charlotte. Chuck was benched because the zoo feared he could bite de Blasio, as he did Mayor Michael Bloomberg in 2009.
The zoo doesn’t make public that it has stand-in groundhogs to protect the “groundhog brand,” insiders said.
A zoo spokesman tried to downplay the mayor’s role in the critter’s death, saying the animal was examined and seemed fine.
“It appears unlikely that the animal’s death is related to the events on Groundhog Day,” the spokesman said.
The mayor’s office learned of the death for the first time from The Post.
“We were unaware that Staten Island Chuck had passed but are sorry to hear of the loss,” said spokesman Phil Walzak.
The zoo plans to pull the same groundhog switcheroo next year by using the groundhog couple’s young daughter — also named Charlotte — in the role of Chuck, zoo sources said.

17 comments:

Trooper York said...

Lem had it up first so give him full credit.

Trooper York said...

Especially since he has trouble getting it up.

Trooper York said...

Allegedly.

Chip S. said...

So DeB killed a female that self-identifies as a male?

Sounds like a hate crime.

ndspinelli said...

Jeter must be conservative. The crazy, angry, Olbermann did a rant on how overrated Jeter is.

Chip S. said...

As I understand it, KO is an ex-NYY fan who got butthurt about something the team didn't do for him, tho I forget what it was.

Trooper York said...

Single in the bottom of the ninth to win the game in his last at bat in Yankee Stadium?

Overrated? Right.

People like that are beneath our notice.

rcocean said...

KO is an idiot. At least he's back talking about sports. At ESPN he's the "smart one" - LOL!

ndspinelli said...

You need a mainframe computer to keep track of all the people Olbermann has stabbed in the back or alienated. My daughter has been a fan of Jeter from his rookie year. Taken her to games in NYC, Chicago and Detroit to see her boy. Just talked w/ her, and she's crying her eyes out. Watched the game but I had a little puke in my mouth the entire time w/ Costas. What a sanctimonious little cocksucker.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Wow... Can you believe Derek Jeter?

winning hit walk-off on his last at bat at Yankee Stadium...

Real life Cinderella shit

Drew scored the winning run by the way... good trivia 20 years from now.

ndspinelli said...

Pinch runner Antoan Richardson, running for Pirelli who led off w/ a single, scored the winning run. He was sacrificed to 2nd by Gardner.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

You almost ended up like the groundhog last year.

That DeBlasio really hates animals doesn't he?

rcocean said...

"What a sanctimonious little cocksucker."

And yet an expert on gun control and racism.

chickelit said...

Charlotte Clinton?

rcocean said...

Charlotte Clinton Metzovitz

ndspinelli said...

Happy Birthday, Trooper. Keep having them!

Aridog said...

If I missed a birthday, sorry...but hope you had a great one anyway back wherever.

As for the Mayor and his cowardice, I am serious, look at the anguish on the face of the blond lady next to him, whom I suspect was the designated Zoo handler...nothing she could do when the punk bitch mayor just pushed the ground hog away from his cowardly sniveling ass.

If they allow this next year, I will personally file a complaint with both ASPCA and PETA. No reason to let a politician, who is a scaredy cat punk anyway, handle a wild animal.

Or any animal.