Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Marilyn's Diary

Aunt Lily cast around for some way to get Uncle Herman to be interested in her sexually. You see ever since we stated doing it he had not laid a finger on her. She tried everything. Aphrodisiacs. Sexy lingerie. Weird positions. Toys.

There was only one time that she got a rise out of him. She fashioned a butt plug from a railroad tie. It kept him interested for a while.

But she lost him. In the end. So to speak.

1 comment:

chickelit said...

Uncle Herman used to tie one on so now and again. Allen Ginsburg did the same with broomsticks. I think Castro kicked him out of Cuba for that one, IIRC.