Thursday, February 26, 2009

Welcome blogging cockroach!!!


Welcome to our pal the blogging cockroach who was nice enough to drop by last night. You should know that we have been leaving meatballs behind the stove for you for a while so enjoy buddy.
A quick note though. When I stole this image off the internet, it came with the title "first drawing of Archy." That leads me to believe that the blogging cockroach and Sir Archy are one and the same. I could be a detective. And not just because I look like Frank Cannon.

10 comments:

Penny said...

Yeah, yeah, RIGHT, Troop!

I just might have bought into all this had I myself not been called a drag queen.

THAT hurt! (When I stopped holding my sides from laughing so hard.)

Trooper York said...

Well every one likes to speculate and wonder who is posting what. It is sort of a parlor game. Like Parchessey. Is that how you spell it?

Trooper York said...

No it is Parcheesi. How fucked up a name is that. Of course I played basketball with a kid named Parcheesi. Parcheesi Jones. Came from the Coney Island projects. He later became a Muslin and changed his name. To Malik or something like that.

blogging cockroach said...

hi trooper
gee thanks for all the attention
i ve come back seeing as you have better
food posts than althouse what with those
cafe shots of places i could never afford
even when i was a professor in my last life
and now do nothing at all for me cause i like
good home cooking even if it is mostly french
so as i say i ll be back if only to look at
your recipes and food pictures as porn
yes my sex life as a cockroach is pretty pathetic
but i can never get enough to eat yum
so keep those gratuitous comfort food pix
coming yum and i m still not sure what to make
of penny who may very well be a product of
the same u c l a dept of abnormal psychology
and blog trolling that produced maxine but
wotthehell if she behaves herself i don t mind
being the subject of the experiment just as long
as i don t wind up in the end with a pin thru me
stuck to bristolboard with a label what with
my luck will have my name spelled wrong

Jason (the commenter) said...

That leads me to believe that the blogging cockroach and Sir Archy are one and the same.

I don't agree. I would like to ask the blogging cockroach whatever happened to Mehitabel though.

TitusBreathIn1234andout1234 said...

I would like to step on the bloggingcockroach and hear his body crack under my big size 10 shoe.

blogging cockroach said...

well titus are
you
a product of the u c l a dept of abnormal
psychology and blog trolling
huh
like palladian thinks but frankly i don t know
but keep it up and we ll all be sure soon
enough

Jason (the commenter) said...

I would like to step on the bloggingcockroach and hear his body crack under my big size 10 shoe.

Oh Titus, you're dead to me.

Penny said...

Blogging cockroach as parent?

Cool, man, I guess...

To me he says, "...if she behaves herself i don t mind."

To Titus he says, "but keep it up and we ll all be sure soon
enough".

Still "loosely" trying to befriend me, but Titus? I think that the blogging cockroach is wagging something resembling a finger at you!

I am a bit sad right now, blogging cockroach, she said politely. I had you originally pegged for the "live and let live" type.

Have I fallen victim to not fully understanding your emergent behavior, simply because we are sharing this warm space that Troop, so generously provided?

blogging cockroach said...

oh i m definitely the live and let
live type being hard to be anything
else here under the fridge it s just
that i ve been around the block with
maxine types not to mention having
been unlucky if you know what i mean
so in general it s my plan to bring
cheer to trooper s cozy spot and
everywhere else i visit just so
long as no one plans to squash me
as titus says he would with his size 10
which definitely doesn t cheer me up
but as a wee sleeket cowerin
timorous beastie myself i ve seen
plenty of best laid plans
if you know what i mean