Friday, February 27, 2009

Hey don't ignore the poll.

Hey don't ignore the new poll just because we are visiting cartoon town. Mira Sorvino votes for ice cream. Her talent in this direction was in fact how she won the Academy Award.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

I once worked with a gal whose husband didn't want her to eat hot dogs or ice cream cones in public.

Curtiss said...

That's just cruel.

Hoosier Daddy said...

Mira Sorvino won an Academy Award?

Nice pic though.

Trooper York said...

Yes she won an Oscar for playing a whore in a Woody Allen Movie.

Trooper York said...

As opposed to Penolope Cruz who recently won an Oscar for playing a whore in a Woody Allen Movie.

Trooper York said...

As opposed to Scarlet Johanssen who currently has the role of playing a whore in Woody Allen movies but has not yet won an award.

Darcy said...

Good think the cooking ladies weren't up against Mira.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind being up against Mira.

Trooper York said...

Who would have thought that Scarlet Johansen could not be a sucessful whore?

Trooper York said...

Jane Fonda won an Oscar for playing a whore.

Trooper York said...

Janet Gaynor won the first Oscar for playing a whore in Street Angel in 1927.

Trooper York said...

Helen Hayes won an Oscar for playing a whore in The Sin of Madelon Claudet (1931/32)

Trooper York said...

Donna Reed (playing against type) won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar as a sailor port 'club' hostess which is a Hawaiian whore in From Here to Eternity (1953)

Anonymous said...

Jane Fonda playing a whore is like John Malkovich playing in "Being John Malkovich."

Trooper York said...

Jo Van Fleet won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar as a wizened madam and James Dean's estranged mother in East of Eden (1955) A madam is of course an executive whore.

Trooper York said...

Susan Hayward won the Best Actress Oscar as a deceitful party-girl whore in I Want to Live! (1958)

Trooper York said...

Elizabeth Taylor won the Best Actress Oscar as a high-class New York call girl who wants to straighten out her life in Butterfield 8 (1960) In other words she was an Eliot Spitzer type whore.

Trooper York said...

Shirley Jones (also against type) won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar as a vengeful whore in Elmer Gantry (1960)

Trooper York said...

Shirley MacLaine was nominated for Best Actress as a Parisian whore in Irma La Douce (1963)

Trooper York said...

Kim Basinger won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar as a Veronica Lake-look-alike whore in L.A. Confidential (1997)

Trooper York said...

Charlize Theron won the Best Actress Oscar as a serial-killer whore in Monster (2003)

Trooper York said...

I don't know about you, but I am sensing a pattern here. What do you think?

Curtiss said...

Walter Matthau, Jack Klugman, Craig Ferguson and Eugene Levy have all played Oscar.

I'm pretty sure none of them have been with Jane Fonda in an academy-award-winning-way. But probably with Shirley MacLaine. Or channeled her, at least.

Shirley likes ice cream best.

Anonymous said...

Genesis 38: Tamar played the harlot.

Ezekiel 33: Aholah played the harlot.

Hosea 2: Their mother has played the harlot.

Hoosier Daddy said...

All this talk of whores is bring back bad memories so I need to leave for the night before I slip up and say $10 is too boo-koo to Mrs. Hoosier.

That's when something bad would happen.

Hoosier Daddy said...

Troop,

Just as an FYI, Thailand also is a good place for tattoos, among other things.

Not that I would know or anything.

Ron said...

Maybe there could be an 'Oscar Whore you'd most want to go all Nigella on' poll?

Trooper York said...

Dude if you keep road testing the home brew only bad things can happen.

TitusJustShotaLoad said...

Didn't Jennifer Tilley win and Oscar for playing a whore in a Woody Allen movie too?

Michael Haz said...

I'm sucking on a horehound cough drop for my sore throat. Sorry, that's the best I can do tonight. hey, I'm sick already, so cut me some slack here.

Although I once had a dog with a curious and eager nose for strangers. He was a whore hound.

Michael Haz said...

Shoulda named him Clinton.

blake said...

I don't know about you, but I am sensing a pattern here. What do you think?

You like to post about whores?

ChocolateGodzilla said...

I'm calling Al Sharpton. It's just so wrong to only enjoy vanilla.

Once you go chocolate you never go back.