Saturday, February 14, 2009

Today's gratuitous bathtub photo, Eddie Van Halens Lament.


Today's gratuitous bathtub photo is Eddie Van Halens Lament. Here Valerie Bertinelli is all giddy after she got divorced and got custody of his guitar which she broke like she did his balls. Allegedly. Happy Valentines Day!

5 comments:

Michael Haz said...

Have you noticed how Valerie has gotten all skinnyfied not that she's divorced?

I think she replaced Kirstie Alley on Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig or some such commercial after Ms. Alley went from Light Middleweight status back up to Cruiserweight.

Trooper York said...

See I loved her when she was chubby. I bet now she is hungrey and pissed off all the time.

That's not sexy.

blake said...

Boy, that Bonnie Franklin raised some messed up daughters!

save_the_rustbelt said...

Oh, if I was only 25 years younger!

Michael Haz said...

In the photo Trooper York posted, Ms. Bertinelli is singing and performing her epic pop hit "My Pyeronie", which many thought she wrote to recount her secret liaison with then-president Wm. Jefferson Clinton.