Yo bro is time for Frenchy Fuqua's shoe blog where you get the inside dope from a dope insider. Datz right mofro.
I wanted to tell you waz gonna happen before the games this Sunday instead of my recap cause I got somethin to do on Sunday night. You see Franco is comin by with a couple of stone foxes and we are gonna party like it be 1969. So I wantz to gets it out of the way nows.
First off did you hear that the Vikings released Donnavan McNabb. Those racist fuckin Scandi's up there in Minnesota can't deal with a real strong black man as the quaterback. The want someone like that old cracker ass Joe Kapp who is still starting fights when he is in his fuckin seventies. What the fuck? And whaz wurz about it is that none of the other teams is pickin up his contract. In fact the only offer he has is from Rush Limbaugh to wear a jockey suit and stand on his lawn. Now daz fucked up. Thaz Snerdly's gig after all.
So my Steelers are playing the Bengals and they should win eazy cause Boomer Easison is too busy on his radio show with that Mo Craig Carton to study the game plan for the game. So the Steelers pass rush should be able to get to him. Plus Big Ben was able to rape a couple of coeds this week since the cops were all staked out at Joe Paterno's house. So he is ready to go. So I predict Steelers 24 Bengals 17.
And now for my big prediction. I gotz me a big pre-dick-son. I mean my pre-cum is bigger than what the whole of the Jets produce. Seriously man.
The Giants is gonna beat the Packers this Sunday. Dat's right. They is gonna end their perfect season. All the stars are line up. Michael Strahan came in and gave a big pep talk this week. Tiki Barber opened his fat mouth and pissed everyone off. Tom Coughlin went off the wagon and started drinking again. And Kate Mara said she would pull a train for the team if they won. So they are gonna beat the Packers this Sunday. And knock that pussy Aaron Rodgers out of the game. For the season. The D-line is gonna go crazy. You heard it here first. You wait and see. I know I am right.
The Packers are going down baby. See you after the game.
25 comments:
Another goldfish in the shoeheel post?
Call my commentary mean and insensitive but at least it's commentary. :P
See, after all, maybe it's a reverse Baby Jane-last-line-of-the-movie between Du und ich.
I don't want that at all but just throwing it out there.
How about a wager big mouth?
ndspinelli said...
How about a wager big mouth?
You read these?
See, I don't understand why TY can't be a closet Packer fan. It must be Garage Mahal phobia or something . Or maybe Altmeade prejudice.
The Packers were my team growing up. That's why, no matter how much blogfather dissuades, I look the other way.
I think the Giants might just pull that off. They ought to be feeling rested and full of energy after their relaxing little vacation down in New Orleans this week. I hope Eli had a nice meal at mom and pop's place.
Another goldfish in the shoeheel post?
A Shoes and Bags theme tonight with humectant additives.
That stings Beth. You are away for months and months and that's what you come up with?
Jeez you Saints Fans are tough.
You gotta stop blaming us for Jeremy Schocky.
Come on big boy..$50 will be put into a Salvation Army kettle by the loser. We're honorable men.
I hope you're not a degenerate gambler going to Gambler's Anonymous and I'm hurting your recovery!
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I'm in.
But, based on last week, you have to give me 48 points.
That's only fair.
Now put up or shut up.
I'm gonna do a shot every time the Packrats score. I'll need it. Maybe chase it with a nice piece of cheese.
Tank..I'm not a bookie. I'm not giving points or playing the over/under. This is a straight up charity wager.
I'll wager a quarter on the Bills game. Any takers?
I actually love the Pack and am happy for them but I think you are right.
Giants by 7.
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I love charity (well, I do actually, but that has nothing to do with this), but I want YOU to give, not me.
If you were close by (NY area) and I wasn't busy tomorrow (going to Thanksgiving, really), I'd suggest we meet up at a watering hole and buy each other drinks when the opposition scores.
Enjoy the game. I'll be eatin turduckin.
Tank, Enjoy your Eastern Orthodox Thanksgiving. Those Orthodoxs have all the holidays screwed up!
Windbag, Your Bills have folded like a $4 lawnchair.
My tea leaves predict Packers win.
You're on ND. Get ready to break into your piggy bank to fill up the kettle.
Giants by a tit.
Giant tits.
In the off chance I am the donor it will be a big bill, not girly Giants fan money!
Bad omen. There's a house behind the Wal-Mart in town that has a huge lawn balloon with a Giants jersey and helmet. When I drove by it yesterday, it was partially deflated and laying on the ground. I wanted to stop and knock on the door and ask them to either take it down or display it properly. Damn rednecks.
(It's better for the Bills to fold now rather than wait and do it in the big show.)
Philly went down on Thursday. So Kate better get ready.
Saints fans are very welcoming, but yeah, I guess we got tough during those eons of having not even a single playoff game.
Jeremy Schlockey! Like any bully, he got quiet after one good smack from someone in charge - Drew Brees in this case. I'll always be fond of a few plays he made, a great stiff-arm to a defender for example, but we came out way ahead with Jimmy Graham, and with Darren Sproles. So I have no hard feelings. Schlockey's someone else's diva to deal with now.
Really, though: I wish the Giants luck tomorrow. Why shouldn't they take it to Green Bay?
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