Well why don't you give up a pic with a nice set of tits jiggling.
I am fucking horny. After my cleanse I am ready to take on the world and my balls are hanging really low with a huge load of chiz. I am ready to explode.
Now get those titty pics up now and lets get this weekend party started.
It's funny to send a fist-time father after Udder Balm to soothe his wife's sore nipples. The shock from discovering that her tits have a function other than his sexual stimulation already has him rattled. Telling him to go the the feed store to ask for Udder Balm is even better. He has to go down and ask for it in front of all the farmers and ne'er-do-wells who hang out at the feed store. And they all know what it's for, so there he is, telling the world that his wife's tits are chaffed.
No moo-cow no billy-goat Is gonna get the baby's vote Come on mamma, Come on and open up your shirt.
Not only is he telling the world his wife's tits are chaffed, he's publicly acknowledging that someone other than him is currently getting the lion's share of the good stuff.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
17 comments:
Jeez, what next: Udder cream?
Or maybe Assos chamois cream?
Natural Nipple Butter? ("Mama's got just the soothing balm for you!")
Jeez, what next: Udder cream?
That would be Bag Balm
Actually pretty good stuff for people who work with their hands, like in construction or concrete work.
Hi Dust Bunny, how's the Ganga? Any good?
Trooper are you pandering to Titus?
Does what?
Well why don't you give up a pic with a nice set of tits jiggling.
I am fucking horny. After my cleanse I am ready to take on the world and my balls are hanging really low with a huge load of chiz. I am ready to explode.
Now get those titty pics up now and lets get this weekend party started.
Bring on the dancing girls.
Huge Tits!
I thought the formula was a post with the name, "Sarah Palin".
Remember to insert your suppositories blunt end first.
I ate 3 of those fuckers and they didn't do shit!
Eleven
Udder Balm
Here in the mountains, this is the preferred remedy for sore nipples from nursing babies.
It's funny to send a fist-time father after Udder Balm to soothe his wife's sore nipples. The shock from discovering that her tits have a function other than his sexual stimulation already has him rattled. Telling him to go the the feed store to ask for Udder Balm is even better. He has to go down and ask for it in front of all the farmers and ne'er-do-wells who hang out at the feed store. And they all know what it's for, so there he is, telling the world that his wife's tits are chaffed.
Loudon Wainwright
Hey, windbag, that's a pretty good blog you've got going. Well-written, intelligent and pithy. What more do you want?
Regarding Rufus, some tit men start early.
No moo-cow no billy-goat
Is gonna get the baby's vote
Come on mamma,
Come on and open up your shirt.
Not only is he telling the world his wife's tits are chaffed, he's publicly acknowledging that someone other than him is currently getting the lion's share of the good stuff.
Thanks, TT.
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