Trooper York: Sexy cows can take over your dreams.....

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Sexy cows can take over your dreams.....

If you are the kind of guy who can beat a metaphor into the ground.

As Titus would say:

Teats!

49 comments:

The Dude said...: Titus, is confused about more than humans - though from Wisconsin, thinks there are male cows.; December 4, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Trooper York said...: Hey that was Miss Wisconsin 2011.

I bet you didn't know that?; December 4, 2011 at 4:06 PM
The Dude said...: Did ironrailsironweights have a vote?; December 4, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Titus want the best of both worlds, a hybrid cow.

We have sexy cows here, don't we? Miss Wisconsin, a good milker.; December 4, 2011 at 4:13 PM
MamaM said...: Bovine Burgenity; December 4, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Titus said...: I have milked a cow before.

And I know my cows, beef, dairy, etc.

The drive from Madison to my parents house smells of cow shit.

tits.; December 4, 2011 at 5:03 PM
ndspinelli said...: When I first moved to Wisconsin I bartended to help make ends meet before my biz got going. I learned from talking w/ dairy farmers they never tell you how many cows they have, they tell you how many they're milking..."I'm milking 80" is how they say it. I love vernacular.

There's been a bloodbath @ the EBL today...Bloody Sunday. Allie got shit on by EBL. It was wrong.; December 4, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Anonymous said...: Worse than me being shit on was that RogerJ got shit on, I don't really care one way or another. Roger has been there for 5 years, I not even 5 months.; December 4, 2011 at 5:14 PM
The Dude said...: Wrong? It was inevitable. EBL has gone off the rails. It must be some meta thing or chronology related or maybe her Zubin is acting up. We may never know.; December 4, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Anonymous said...: Well, she can have J and his alternate reality.; December 4, 2011 at 5:17 PM
ricpic said...: Usually when something is touted as sexy you get all excited - well, if you're me - and then letdown. But there was a section of the Dean Martin Show where he came out walking a showgirl dressed in a skintight leopard outfit on a rhinestone chain which ended in a rhinestone choker around her neck. Wow! That was sexy. My twelve year old self went into masturbation overdrive as I sat on the floor in front of our 13 inch Raytheon and jerked myself off to heaven.; December 4, 2011 at 5:37 PM
ricpic said...: Yes Sixty, there should be a comma after outfit, so shoot me.; December 4, 2011 at 5:42 PM
ricpic said...: In fact my whole sexual development, such as it has been, was skewed by the wonderful chorus girls and chorus lines, like the Rockettes, that were a regular fixture on Ed Sullivan and his imitators in TV's golden years. Who had to do the hard and dangerous work of walking around the neighborhood peeping in peoples' windows when all you had to do was plop yourself down in front of the telly, with a blanket on your lap (fooled no one) and take a trip to voyeur heaven?; December 4, 2011 at 6:02 PM
The Dude said...: No, I won't.; December 4, 2011 at 6:20 PM
Trooper York said...: Thanks for sharing ricpic.

These are the kind of comments that make this the blog that I always wanted to have.

Some people can't stand it when people flirt in the comment thread.

That isn't even on our radar. Hee.; December 4, 2011 at 6:25 PM
ndspinelli said...: Allie, Maybe you made EBL insecure about Meade..he obviously likes the hooters.; December 4, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Darcy said...: Wow. I just peeked at the thread over there.

It made me kind of queasy to see all of the sucking up and preening amidst the viciousness.

What is wrong with people?; December 4, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Titus said...: Any time my dad refers to a farm the first two things he says is the amount of acreage and number of cows.

And then he says that farmer could buy this entire town over 10 times.

The last name Ripp in my hometown means very very rich farmer. There are tons of them and one of the richest has a dyke daughter. She looks like Chaz. Little dirty secret Mexicans do most of the work and live on the shit farm house the farmer was born in. He has now moved into a 10,000 square foot mansion.

Dane County has some of the most valuable farm property in the U.S.

Northern Wisconsin farm country is pretty bad though.

There are some cows on those properties that are kind of hot. They look at you like get over here and suck my tits bitch.; December 4, 2011 at 7:23 PM
Anonymous said...: Darcy, I've been wondering that very same thing. It's gotten so toxic, it's a relief having made the decision to not post there anymore.; December 4, 2011 at 7:31 PM
ndspinelli said...: Well Darcy, attorneys love to have people kiss their ass. Professors also have people kiss their ass because students have to in order to get good grades. When you have a law professor, you have a perfect storm of ass kissing.; December 4, 2011 at 7:55 PM
Darcy said...: Hey, Allie. :)

And lol, nd.

I work for some really fantastic attorneys. They're not all like that!; December 4, 2011 at 8:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Hi Darcy, yes most attorneys are nice folks deep down. Are you an attorney?; December 4, 2011 at 8:08 PM
Anonymous said...: Darcy, I can relate to the back pain you had, I've got spinal stenosis and get nasty spasms down my leg at times, thank God for muscle relaxers.; December 4, 2011 at 8:11 PM
Darcy said...: Thanks for reading my blog, Allie. I'm so sorry to hear about your back pain. I do hope the muscle relaxers work for you. I don't know anything about what you have but if it can get better, I sure hope it does.

I am virtually pain free now and running 3 miles a day. I think of this as a little miracle. I am very aware that keeping my core strengthened is key to staying pain free. It's going to be a lifelong challenge.

Again, I do hope you find relief, and I'm so sorry about the viciousness today.; December 4, 2011 at 8:17 PM
Darcy said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; December 4, 2011 at 8:18 PM
blake said...: Darcy--

Well, I think it's great. 'course you're making all of us who can't run three miles despite not having back problems look like couch potatoes.; December 4, 2011 at 8:23 PM
Darcy said...: Don't ruin my image of you as hot stuff, blakesy. ;-); December 4, 2011 at 8:31 PM
blake said...: Well, I might have trouble catching you, darlin', but once I did, I could still bench press you!; December 4, 2011 at 8:40 PM
Darcy said...: Ohhh. *faints*; December 4, 2011 at 8:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Darcy, wow, I'm lucky if I can walk three miles. Yep,core strength is important, I do some yoga a few times a week and it really does help keep me limber. I've been lucky lately and haven't had to resort to popping a muscle relaxers. Knock on wood.

Ah, the viciousness at EBL has become so commonplace. It's just not worth the aggravation, it's so much nicer here, nice to have met you!; December 4, 2011 at 8:43 PM
blake said...: (This ends our boring series of pointless comments. Stay tuned to this blog for further pointless comments along the same lines.); December 4, 2011 at 8:44 PM
Darcy said...: Back atcha, Allie. And so glad to hear that you're doing better.; December 4, 2011 at 8:45 PM
Darcy said...: Er...except I just added another, blake!

Oop.; December 4, 2011 at 8:47 PM
Anonymous said...: BUT BUT BUT Darcy, we are substantive!!; December 4, 2011 at 8:51 PM
Darcy said...: Haha. And never boring!! :); December 4, 2011 at 8:51 PM
blake said...: No. I find you endlessly fascinating!; December 4, 2011 at 9:09 PM
Roger J. said...: It was an interesting morning on the althouse site--that blog lacks a sense of humor. Anyway its her blog and she can make the rules. This Troopers blog and he can make the rules.

I wont be posting on Althouse's site any more. I man has to know his limitations.

AllenS, as I recall, was also cited in dispatches.

Oh well--in the world of blogs we do have free choice.; December 5, 2011 at 8:03 AM
Roger J. said...: And ND: I spent 17 years in academe, so I fully relate to your comment about ass kissing.

Here's an hypothesis: The Wisconsin Law Professor is turning into Professor Kingsfield. Cant wait for Meade to roll over in the morning and discover that.; December 5, 2011 at 8:26 AM
windbag said...: Okay, y'all made me look. What a pathetic mess over at the EBL's place. I don't know that she'll go full-Charles Johnson, but I'd put a small wager on it. What a strange person...what a strange blog it's become. Sad, really. Oh, and the Mets still suck.; December 5, 2011 at 8:32 AM
Anonymous said...: Roger, I'm sorry this unfortunate event happened over there, you will sorely missed there as is Trooper and others here are, it's her loss.

What perplexes me is allowing comments made by J (although she has deleted a few of his recently) and even our beloved Titus, with raw sexual graphic content, yet threatened to delete a short bit of "clutter". I honestly think she was miffed because she didn't catch the joke about the 34th comment and decided to lame it on clutter.

When a lawyer or a law professor can't wade through clutter to get to the substantive statements she is losing her touch, ever read a law brief? Good thing she's not in private practice.

I don't think her readers really get miffed if a few commenters engage in a short side bar, while the rest of the comment section plows onwards.

Oh well, my stint there was short, not always sweet , but I was beginning to know and understand some of you conservatives a bit more.; December 5, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Anonymous said...: Haha, "blame", but it was lame.; December 5, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Roger J. said...: Allie--thanks--I dont know what set her off, but it was inconsequential--not a big deal. I enjoy telling jokes from time to time, and I enjoyed interacting with you--I didnt think it was anything that merited her response--its her blog. I have a very thick skin having gone thru basic training, a plebe year at west point, and ranger school--I have been jerked around by experts :)

Will look forward to blogging with you here on Troopers Blog--as you and I have both noted, when we lose our sense of humor we are in trouble.; December 5, 2011 at 9:30 AM
windbag said...: I honestly think she was miffed because she didn't catch the joke about the 34th comment and decided to lame it on clutter.

@Allie, I think you're on to something. When she has done that in the past, she'll dig her heels in deeper than Ron Jeremy ever dreamed of. When a commenter doesn't know the backstory to something and posts an ignorant comment, though, watch out. She'll make a snarky comment about following links and making intelligent contributions. Humor is largely lost over there. If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at anything.

You won't miss her joint.; December 5, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Trooper York said...: I think what youse guys have said is right on the money.

I have tried to pull the EBL back to reality with posts laden in metaphor and allusions. You know my style. I don't like to tell people what to do but I let them know by "kidding on the square." Any person with half a brain can figure it out.

But arrogance and pomposity will win out every time.; December 5, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Trooper York said...: I think what youse guys have said is right on the money.

I have tried to pull the EBL back to reality with posts laden in metaphor and allusions. You know my style. I don't like to tell people what to do but I let them know by "kidding on the square." Any person with half a brain can figure it out.

But arrogance and pomposity will win out every time.; December 5, 2011 at 11:30 AM
MamaM said...: Arrogance and pomposity are covers for fear.

A decision needs to be made with regards to abusive comments. It appears as if taking a stand and responding with clarity to the "J" issue taps into some kind of fear or uncertainty. Clutter is a side issue.

What's odd is the fact that Allie, (with a 5 month history) was a main player in both recent controversies.; December 5, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Trooper York said...: I noticed that too. But I don't worry about who is a sockpuppet of someone else. I think each character should be addressed on their own merits. And J merits deletion with every post he makes. To not do is is not acceptable to normal human beings.; December 5, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Trooper York said...: I noticed that too. But I don't worry about who is a sockpuppet of someone else. I think each character should be addressed on their own merits. And J merits deletion with every post he makes. To not do is is not acceptable to normal human beings.; December 5, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Anonymous said...: MamaM and Trooper, I noticed it too and feel some responsibility. I don't like seeing long term commenters get deleted because they engage with me in one way or another.

I do tend to shake things up, but I don't TRY to cause earthquakes and the tsunami that follows.; December 5, 2011 at 5:23 PM

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