The Summer of Boo Boo

Nobody could understand how Brother Bear had gone off the rails. How could he be the one that was murdering the young hikers with the long brown hair in the lovers lane. He told everyone that it was Boo Boo's dog that was telling him to do it but nobody believed that. Brother Bear always seemed such a quiet and well mannered sort who worked hard at the Post Office and stayed out of trouble.

But what everyone missed was his realtionship with Mother Bear. She always acted so seductively towards him. She was always rubbing up against him and lounging around the cave with her fur uncovered. It was hard for a young bear to take. His thoughts went to strange places. And since his Mom was a ginger he had to act out with brunettes.

It was bound to happen. Thank God they sold the motel before the story came out.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)