Carroll Gardens Vignette

So my regular UPS guy is on vacation. This is the nighttime guy who picks up the UPS box on the corner. Now you have to pay UPS to get a regular pickup. I prefer to tip the drivers directly so they are motivated to come to my store and get my packages. Or to come to deliver them later if my store is closed when they come early in the morning. For example last week the morning guy was on vacation. These fucking guys are union guys so they get more vacations than fuckin Obama. We decided to close on Monday and we called him to see if there were any packages. He was on vacation but he called the guy who was doing his route and told him to come personally to drop off the packages when he finished his route. Of course I greased that guy and will grease my regular guy when he comes back to work.

The night guy was off and I don't want to put my packages in the box first of all they won't fit. Second of all sometimes they get lost. If I hand it to the guy and he scans it in then and there I have a better chance of it getting to my customer. So I was standing in the doorway and waiting for the UPS driver to ride up.  Then it happens!

I see this half a mo with a pitbull in a pink sweater. The dog stops right on the sidewalk on the side of the store about two feet in from  the curb. The pussified pooch cops a squat right there and pisses all over the sidewalk. Now it is not right in front of the store so I guess I can't technically can't get pissed. I just had to shake my head. This douche couldn't curb his dog in the fuckin street? I mean he had to have it piss right in the sidewalk. The dog finishes her business and they walk away. Then two ladies push their monster strollers through the piss. A woman in a sandal steps in it. A little kid riding one of those Razor Scooters rides right through it. A piss ride. Good deal.

You see smeared dog shit on every sidewalk. These hipster cunts let their dogs shit and piss wherever they want and do not pick it up. I can't get over how bad it has gotten in the last few years. The sense of entitlement that these rat bastards have is unbelievable.

Please refer back to the Rifleman post.