All of you nerds who have been whacking it to Natalie Portman in the new Star War's movies should have been dressing up in the Planet of the Apes gear. Miss Portman has announced her engagement to Bobo the Chimp. Being a nice Jewish girl, Miss Portman felt she had to go the extra mile to outrage her parents.Congratulations to the happy couple. They are registered at Kay's Jewelers, William Somona and Banana Republic.
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Did she meet him at Harvard? The shirt looks sort-of crimson.
Yes he was in the same eating club as W and John Kerry.
You don't know how true that is about Jewish chicks pushing their parents over the edge just for the hell of it...or maybe you do.
But she wouldn't sleep with the chimp. Only lying side by side over the covers until that ring is on her finger.
Bobo don't know it, but he's a dead chimp. Next time he's in Stanford, I'm going to eat his face like I'm Hannibal Lechter.
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