Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Hey the carrots are still in the lead!
Carrot cake is still winning. I mean what do we have a bunch of health nuts around here. Or is Darcy getting all of her admirers to stuff the box. So to speak.
But Troop...how would we know if Darcy's box were stuffed? I mean really... Is this where Norm Coleman's missing votes are? Or is Al Franken Darcy's "special friend?"
I'm already on the record as being four square behind the carrot cake. But I do want to mention that this past weekend I had the best carrot cake of my life at this diner on Rt. 46 (W) in Little Falls, NJ. It was a carrot cake to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. Or at least the slice I had was. Seriously.
Ommmmmm....Darcy, I did yoga this morning. I am centered and balanced and at peace with the universe. All is well with my chakras. I will not allow supernumerary distractions disturb me today.
I wish you and your carrot cake peace and harmony; wellness and bliss.
Even if its calories will make your ass look ginormous.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
32 comments:
Aww.
I would vote for carrot cake, too. After the tainted sandwich poll result, however, I figure "Why bother?"
I'm a Darcy admirer. Am I allowed to stuff the......oh never mind.
Trooper!!!
LOL, you guys.
But hey...a few more votes for carrot cake just registered! Hee hee....
There's something very fish taco-y about carrot cake winning.
ricpic: Butthead. :)
For that, you owe me a poem if my cake wins!
I hope Carrot cake wins. I had a piece the other day and it was delicious.
Darcy getting all of her admirers to stuff the box.
Trooper, Darcy is not cheating at the ballot box.
Where's Schumer? I want a strawberry shortcake bailout. Just a little one; the voters won't care.
But Troop...how would we know if Darcy's box were stuffed? I mean really... Is this where Norm Coleman's missing votes are? Or is Al Franken Darcy's "special friend?"
:)
My ballot box would never be anywhere near Coleman or Franken, Ronski!
And I'm gonna smack you! LOL.
You guys leave Darcy alone. She's a nice girl and all the innuendo about her ballot box is simply uncalled for.
Unless of course she uses a butterfly ballot then we may have to do a hanging chad inspection.
Darcy's ballots are all secret.
You guys are cracking me up!
All I know is that one time I went to Second City in Chicago and in one set they asked the audience to call out a bunch of common items.
"Name a food" they asked.
"Carrot cake!" I answered.
That brought the funny ha ha ha to a halt.
Lesson: carrot cake is not funny.
Marie Antionette wanted to share her carrot cake with her fellow citizens. That didn't go well.
Carrot cake = death. Vote strawberry.
I'm already on the record as being four square behind the carrot cake. But I do want to mention that this past weekend I had the best carrot cake of my life at this diner on Rt. 46 (W) in Little Falls, NJ. It was a carrot cake to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. Or at least the slice I had was. Seriously.
I'm with Pogo -- carrot cake is deadly serious.
You guys are playing with fire.
Most of the people who voted for the Stimulus Bill also like carrot cake. That kind of person can ruin our great Republic.
Clear thinkers prefer Strawberry shortcake for its purposeful combination of fresh fruit and tasty protein.
Now you're just making shit up, Michael H!
Carrot cake. You know it's good for you.
Cake is ok but I prefer pie.
There ya go Trooper, there's your next poll.
Pie is okay but I prefer yogurt with toasted oats and a little maple syrup and blueberries.
I promise to stay out of the pie lobbying.
Apple.
The humanitarian part of me is concerned for your well being.
Carrot Cake w.cream and frosting (one 3 oz slice) contains 425 calories.
Strawberry Shortcake with berries (one 3 oz piece) contains 229 calories.
I promise to stay out of the pie lobbying.
Apple.
And I promise to stay out of the beverage lobbying.
Beer.
And I promise to think outside the box.
Box.
LOL.
And I will stay out of the lobby lobbying.
The Plaza.
This is what carrot cake leads to! Horrors!
*Can I go with you? Please?*
Ahem. Michael H: Strawberry ShortCAKE.
Cake is cake. It all leads to the same thing. Some cakes are better than others...like mine, for instance. :)
Ommmmmm....Darcy, I did yoga this morning. I am centered and balanced and at peace with the universe. All is well with my chakras. I will not allow supernumerary distractions disturb me today.
I wish you and your carrot cake peace and harmony; wellness and bliss.
Even if its calories will make your ass look ginormous.
Your balanced and soothed friend,
Michael H
Michael, take heart. If I choose to eat carrot cake, it is only a tiny slice. But I do appreciate the concern for my backside.
Good luck with your favorite cake!
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