The chimp says the best beer he ever had was one time when he was young and dumb and full of cum. His cousin brought some from the Dominican Republic, they called it BOLO and they did it by themselves in great secrecy.
Of course, when he grew older and became wiser, the BOLO was no longer necessary. You see he only needed it while he was insecure about the great pressure of being a performing ape.
The chimp also says that Amy Winehouse is way hotter than Stella Stevens, of course, that might just be the BOLO talking. Remember the time he thought Madonna was hotter than Cynthia?
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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You think YOU'RE sorry!
Hey, WE'RE the ones kept waiting waiting waiting, killing time with no way to account for it.
Hey, WE'RE the ones kept waiting waiting waiting, killing time with no way to account for it.
In the meantime, let's enjoy something really kinky, shall we?
This is not acceptable! We come here to be amused!
Screw your job- what is more important to you? Althouse keeps her priorites straight- why can't you? Heh.
Aw...I was hoping for an AB "Swamp Thing" pic....
Aww...chicklit! Don't get my hopes up like that. :)
What, you were expecting something more preverted like this?
Call me peculiar but there's something sexy about a discombobulated woman buried under a blizzard of paper.
Uhhh...yeah. That was it, chickenlittle. ;-)
ricpic, you're peculiar.
It's whose under the paper and what he may be doing that's interesting.
I think I'll open the liquor cabinet and try Tweeting American Idol again this evening.
Take your time, bean counter; me and the chimp been splittin the leftover xanax and washin em down with cheap warm beer.
He's funny about his beer.
The chimp says the best beer he ever had was one time when he was young and dumb and full of cum. His cousin brought some from the Dominican Republic, they called it BOLO and they did it by themselves in great secrecy.
Of course, when he grew older and became wiser, the BOLO was no longer necessary. You see he only needed it while he was insecure about the great pressure of being a performing ape.
The chimp also says that Amy Winehouse is way hotter than Stella Stevens, of course, that might just be the BOLO talking. Remember the time he thought Madonna was hotter than Cynthia?
Is accouting bullshit all one word?
Ouch! This was harsh.
And from NRO?
Stop harshing my mellow... if I want to read that I'll go to Althouse.
Accounting is next to Godliness (and bathtub photos).
Rusty, CPA
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