It's really hard to be Mr. Clean in todays Gratuitous bathtub scene.

It's really hard to be Mr. Clean in today's Gratuitous bathtub scene. Here Special Prosecutor Tom Dewey releases a photo of him keeping clean in the depths of the depression. Maybe another crusading district Attorney named Rudy Giuliani should have done the same thing if he really wanted to be President.

Or maybe he shouldn't have been married six times.

Unless he was a Mormon.

But maybe that wouldn't have worked out either.