Laura Bush's Diary

Laura Bush’s Diary

It is really tough to keep your marriage fresh especially when you are in the public eye. Hillary told me that was why she had so many problems with Bill. You see he always wanted the strange. Hillary felt that giving in to his sexual whims were beneath her dignity. So she didn’t care if he amused himself with bimbos as long as he didn’t embarrass her. Which of course he did.

I hope Barry and Michelle can live a normal life in the fishbowl that is the White House. I got the feeling that Michelle wears the pants in the family but I hope she takes them off every once and while to let Barry get a sniff because we don’t want to go through what went through with Bill. I mean a lot of women will be throwing themselves at Barry since he is a handsome if somewhat Urkelly looking guy.

Now I never had a problem with W because we have a very strong and happy and diverse sex life. I am always ready to experiment and role play. W loves Dukes of Hazard night and he really got off on Scarface Night. He sat in the tub and smoked a cigar and called me a dirty cunt and cursed up a storm. I mean it would be a normal night for John McCain but W is much more straight laced.

Of course his favorite is Bunny Night. Now I don’t dress up like a Playboy bunny. I dress up like a giant Easter bunny. For some reason W really gets off on that. He gets such wood whenever I dress up. I don’t know if it is the fur or the costume or what. But come to think of it the only opening is a little flap on the ass so on bunny night it is always anal.

Hmmmmm. Maybe that’s it.