Friday, February 6, 2009

The only thing worse than a journalist is a lawyer.


So you want to know why the only thing worse than a journalist is a lawyer.

We are in this week’s Time Out New York because we agreed to be in with several other plus size stores because another store owner put together a little tour for shoppers. The process was a fiasco from the beginning. The photographer and the writer came to the store and I was observing what they were doing. The photographer did not seem to have a clue and seemed quite incompetent. We had spent hours preparing the store and the clothing to feature and she was taking shots of the oddest things. Well it turns out that she used a defective card in her digital camera and had to come back to reshoot the photos. Naturally we had changed all the mannequins as we do that every couple of days to feature different items. So we had to rush to recreate as best we could the same photos. She came and took some more shots and managed not to destroy them. So we think everything will be good right. Wrongo.

When we open the magazine we notice that they did not use a picture from our store. In fact the used a photo from another store with a garment we do not have and would never have in our store. They totally misrepresented us. They call us a “high end boutique” and did not use one picture that illustrated the type of clothing we sell. They did an even worse job in the online edition as they once again did not include one shot from our store. No one could tell what type of store we have from these photos and it was not just wrong but really damaging to our reputation as a fashion forward boutique.

Then of course the copy is wrong. The call the dress we thought would be featured (of which they took ten photos of but never made it to the magazine or online) a Moschino when in fact it is a Missoni. So the one thing they wrote about they could not get right.

On our website leeleesvalise.com we have posted the cover and the article with the real photos that they should have used. That is what I put at the top of this thread. Judge for yourself the difference.

Now some people say any publicity even bad publicity is a good thing. I think they totally misrepresented our store and did not get one thing right. If I had the time and the resources I would sue them. But as I may have told you before, the only thing worse than a journalist is a lawyer.

29 comments:

Darcy said...

Oh, Trooper! What a shame. They really need to correct that. I hope you still get some good business from it, though.

Trooper York said...

Unfortunately there is no correction possible on the magizine. And they are so arrogant I don't think they are even going to respond to all the errors they made. Every single time something made the papers that I know anything about, it has been absolutely wrong from start to finish. That is why I do not believe anything I see in the paper or on TV. They are always wrong, arrogant and foolish.

chickelit said...

Trooper:

To top a day of fickleness and deceit, camel toe has invaded the Althouse comment section: link

Trooper York said...

Hey everybody steals from everybody else on the internets.

knox said...

The frustrating thing--and the source of the problem, really--is that there's no consequences. Unless a lot of people started suing, nothing will ever change. And how many people can afford to do that?

Trooper York said...

It's like you are in an accident. You see it happening and you can't stop it. That is why the only worthwhile thing to do is to advertise where you control the copy and the photo's and have approval.

Luckily, I don't think the readers of Time Out New York are my real customers.

There is an old story I have told before. When the ad sales guys from the New York Post went to Macy's and asked them why they didn't advertise in the Post instead of just the Times and the Daily News. Macy's told them "Your readers are our shoplifters."

So there's that.

Darcy said...

Trooper, you're sense of humor through these things is amazing. That's the spirit.

Trooper York said...

Hey I can roll with the punches but my wife is very upset.

So now when she punches me, I can just roll with it.

Cause that's just the way I roll.

ricpic said...

Cute story about the Post but I'd be willing to bet the paper with the most shoplifters to readers ratio is the News.

Maybe the only way around the problem of sloppiness and misrepresentation by a magazine or newspaper would be to agree to being showcased in their article only if they'd be willing to use your photographs. Just a thought.

Trooper York said...

Hey maybe for the next poll we can list our favorite rolls.

Kaiser Roll
Hamburger Roll
Tootsie Roll
Esther Rolle

Darcy said...

Aww. You're a good man, and I'm so sorry that the magazine let your wife down like that. You both work hard and don't deserve that.

Trooper York said...

I am with you ricpic but they won't do that. It is hard but you have to make choices. For example the movie "Confessions of a Shopaholic" wanted to film a scene in the store. But they really lowballed me on the price. I wanted more money and they went somewhere else. Now if the movie is a big success that might have been a bad choice. I personally don't think it will do well since conspicous consumption is really out of style now and I don't think there really is a big audience for that movie. Plus I knew they would really disrupt the store and most likely break stuff that would be real hard to replace. But that was a choice just like getting involved in this article. It really is out of your control unless you pay for it. I have ads coming out in the Village Voice and L magizine that will reach the same audience. So we will see.

Trooper York said...

Oh by the way. Anybody who comes by the store this weekend will get free cake as we are testing out all of the cakes in our poll. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

Now Michael H is going to dog my advertising techniques.

chickelit said...

I'd like to see cinnamon roll in that roll poll.

KCFleming said...

Well that sucks.

"Every single time something made the papers that I know anything about, it has been absolutely wrong from start to finish."
Same experience!
Absolutely maddening. It's like they're trying to make German Chocolate cake, but end up having made a shit sandwich.

And no matter what recipe they try, it all ends up the same shit sandwich.

Trooper York said...

How about a little jelly roll.

Oh yeah baby.

dr kill said...

A wise person once said- you get what you pay for.

I think the same person said there's no free lunch.

They apply to adverts and publicity as well.

You are correct about j-men and lawyers, too.

I'm very glad I stopped reading that other blog back in October. Too much wrong, arrogance and foolishness parading as wisdom.

An Edjamikated Redneck said...

The trouble is it isn't a recent thing,

My uncle is a farmer, and every spring the reporters come out to the farm to do an interview.

Everyspring he refuses to talk to them, and every spring they print an "interview".

This has been going on since the '60s!!!

The trouble is, its the newspapers they use to develop the history, which the winners then write.

There probably is a time machine already in existence, but the journalist don't want the world to know how full of crap they have been for hundreds of years, so their keeping it hidden.

Just like the 100 MPG carburetor.

An Edjamikated Redneck said...

and damn it Troop, i was just about to bring up the jelly roll!

Darcy said...

Aww, dr. kill. You mean Althouse? Her blog is great! I found all of these nice commenters here over there. I wouldn't have found this place were it not for Althouse, for that matter. I'm grateful for both blogs.

Darcy said...

And I'm with chicklit. Cinnamon rolls!

blake said...

Remember that guy on Althouse last week, commending journalists on all that they got right?

Shya. Right.

Trooper York said...

The pity of it is that I knew she was gonna screw it up. I wanted to write everything up and give them the pictures. If you spoon feed them they are so lazy they will just right it exactly as you give it them.

blake said...

Actually, that's true, TY. You should have done that. FWIW, I'd help you edit anything like that in the future.

Trooper York said...

Here's an update. The editor emailed and really appolgized. Not that it is going to change anything. She is going to put the correct photo's on the website so that should help a little. I am trying to make lemonaide out of lemons so I am letting her know that I can feed her content where she won't have to work at it and it will be correct. We will see what happens. She did acknowledge that she owes me one. Let's see.

Michael Haz said...

Now Michael H is going to dog my advertising techniques.

No way. You da man. All references are reverential.

Chickenlittle is a stoolie.

Trooper York said...

Thanks for the offer blake. I really appreciate it.

I'm Full of Soup said...

If it wasn't for bad luck, you'd have no luck!

BTW Time Out New York = TONY.

That reminds me of the old joke about why there are so many men named Tony in NY. Heh.