Monday, February 9, 2009

This is for the dicks who think graffiti is cool.

This is what graffiti looks like for the dicks who think graffiti is cool. It is on a metal storefront wall covering that I had painted black to give the store a balanced look. Now I have to have the wall sanded down and repainted to match the rest of the storefront. The cops came and plopped on some paint on the wall that really looks horrible. So when you say that this is art, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

13 comments:

Darcy said...

Oh, Trooper. Bastards.

Hoosier Daddy said...

Remember that American kid years ago that got caught in Singapore for vandalizing cars and spraying graffiti?

Makes you wish we could cane their asses here.

ricpic said...

Terrible. Graffiti is an assault. You don't have to think through what it's assaulting. Your gut feels it.

blake said...

You don't have the right to defend yourself against ART, dammit!

Or something.

Yuck.

Trooper York said...

After I posted this I went to look at the crappy paint job and what the fuck? They did it again! For three Sunday nights in a row they bombed the side of the store. I gave the cops a tap of them doing it and took other proactive measures.

There will be blood.

Trooper York said...

Latest word is they are doing a stake out after we clean it up.

KCFleming said...

Rig up tazers at ground level, triggered by tripping a laser device.

Aim for the head.

chickelit said...

You should put up a survelliance cam so we can enjoy this vicariously too.

Seriously--good luck on nailing these little perps.

I'm Full of Soup said...

I like that idea Chicken Little. Video tape the beating and retribution by Trooper. We can give him an alibi!

knox said...

I guess I'm pretty much repeating Hoosier Daddy's comment, but they need to create harsher penalties. The "broken windows" theory is definitely true in my area: as soon as there is one tag on a building, it gets covered within a week or so.

Trooper York said...

I have a camera but it is inconclusive because it is hard to see their faces when they are wearing a hoodie.

So I think the bounty on put on their fingers might work out better.

blake said...

You probably want to reposition your cameras, too. It's just a nuisance crime, now, but good coverage can deter more serious crimes as well.

Nichevo said...

D00d, how many times do I have to tell you,


CLAYMORES!

Properly applied, they can remove the fingerprints.