Tweeting my ass through Tinseltown

The fact that there were so many scandals in the cartoon community was the only reason Tweety and Top Cat could keep their romance a secret. Everyone was too busy watching Fred Flintstone acting like a maniac after his motorcycle accident and his long history of drug abuse. His tirade on Dr. Pinksy Rehab show where he said he would rip out your endocrine system were classic. The arrest of Breezly and Sneezly for cocaine trafficking was the talk of the town. I mean everyone knew that Sneezly was a coke head, trying to explain his runny nose and constant snorting as a cold was not fooling anyone. Peter Potamus was arrested after that girl died during that wild party in San Francisco where he raped her with a champagne bottle. And of course there was Magilla Gorilla who ripped the face off of an acquaintance in Connecticut in a drunken stupor. So no one had any time to worry about a cat and a canary getting it on. Until they announced that they were getting married. Then the feathers hit the fan.
(Tweeting my ass through Tinseltown, The Tweety Bird Story, By Tweety Bird, Warner Brothers Pocket Books, 1989)