Every time the professor posts about another tax increase or campaign promise dropped or other lie all I can think of is Edward G. Robinson in the Ten Commandments. There he was in his tunic and sandals and black socks after they had built the golden calf. And all old Eddie could spit out was:
Waddaya think of your Moses now, see.....
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That's why I can't enjoy or even participate in most of those political threads. It is gonna be more of the same old, same old. Enough of this shit already.
On the other hand, Michael H and I posted about 37 times each on a thread about getting oral sex from a carp with a translucent head. Now that's entertainment.
Yes, oh Brother in Brooklyn. Stay out of political discussions, they are unproductive. I see that my fellow citizens do not agree with me, as is their right. It is also my right to vote with my feet. Soon as I can our shit straight, I'm headed to Belize. No whining, I know when I'm not wanted.
Titus is going with me. The other guy you can have.
You and Michael H were on fire on that thread, Trooper. And yeah, those are the most entertaining. The other kinds of posts are definitely dead equines.
Maybe James Cagney should've been Moses, you dirty rat!
Now we just need Jimmy Stewart for the trifecta.
You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Obama. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider.
On the other hand, Michael H and I posted about 37 times each on a thread about getting oral sex from a carp with a translucent head.
Why do I always miss out on the cool discussions?
I just whacked off and am waiting for the chizz to dry on my leg so I can lightly pull it off.
It is the small things in life that cause me joy.
Cagney Does Moses
Give my regards to Sinai,
Remember, don't forget eclairs,
Tell all the gang at 47th Street
I can't cross over or I'd sure be there....*
*Okay wiseguys, let's see you do better!
Nah, that was just Yankee Doodle Dandy, rp.
Titus, Elmer's glue will work just as well and you don't have to get yourself in a lather and the wait isn't that long.
Not that I would know.
Moses confronting Aaron about the golden calf may be my favorite comedic moment in the Bible.
"Um, well, see we just put a bunch of gold into the fire.... and... uh... well... a calf came out! It just came out that way. I have no idea. Weird, huh?"
I always thought the part where God makes Sarah fertile was funny.
God: You're gonna have a baby!
Sarah: Bwahahahah! I'm, like, 140-years-old, you nut.
God: Am I God or what, here? Just for that, the kid's gonna be born late.
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