I have not been blogging every episode of Idol because they seem to have compressed everything this year. They seem to be very afraid of being too harsh since that psycho fan offed herself outside Paula's house. The group session last week sped by so quick that you didn't even get a chance to laugh at the antics of some of the poor slobs like bikini girl. And you didn't get to really see who was really good except for the dude whose wife died and his buddy. I can just see them both making the top ten and facing elimination together. It is meant to be. So we will chill out till they winnow the field a little. You can't get too excited in the early going. I mean they pimped that Osmond kid and he is already out on his ass. So we will let it gestate for a while.
But still and all we might comment on tonight's show. Just Sayn'
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I can't get into that show. I really can't stand that Simon. Don't you really want to just kick his Limey ass all over the room?
"Oh you British think you're so superior don't you? Well you know where you'd be without the USA? The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire! That's where! If it wasn't for us you'd all be speaking German right now!"
Kevin Kline's best role right there baby.
Is that guy on the right still doing things with his nipples in front of a national audience?
Eh, Hoosier, it's an act.
He grew up in the same town as my friend (whom I mentioned recently here) and she said he was actually quite a sweetheart.
They talked after he got successful and he basically said that the nastier and more arrogant you are, the more they want you in Hollywood.
So, if you want to slap him around, he's probably doing his job. Heh.
They talked after he got successful and he basically said that the nastier and more arrogant you are, the more they want you in Hollywood.
Really? What the hell am I doing in bugsuck Indiana!?? If that's the criteria I could be the next Bogart!
Heheh, yes, Hoosier, but how are your nipples?
My old boss used to work with Simon at BMG in NY. He said he was just a normal guy, not jerky at all.
If there's one thing Simon really knows, it's marketing, and I think he just figured out how to market himself through his personality.
Plus, so many of the contestants are so (unjustifiably) full of themselves, sometimes it's nice to see them knocked down a peg or two.
Heheh, yes, Hoosier, but how are your nipples?
Did I ever mention I hate that word? I don't know why but it's like fingers on a chalkboard. I can't even type it.
But mine are spectacular. Thanks for asking.
Spectacular, sure... but are they real?
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