Thursday, December 1, 2011

If you are going to take your snake out....




At least have someone who can handle it and keep it under control.

That's how they got Anthony Weiner.

10 comments:

MamaM said...

What inspired this one?

Titus and the Clumber?

I was walking the rare clumber today and some guy said he must be a real chick magnet.

The Dude said...

I doubt that Titus wears his skirts that short.

ndspinelli said...

After seeing the bizarre and eclectic phototgraphic taste of our leader I shutter to see his taste in porn! Steinbrenner doing Angie Dickinson doggy style?

Trooper York said...

NOW YA TALKIN'!!!!!!

Titus said...

Do you guys have pinch a loaf, wipe, and then all of a sudden little pebbles of loafs percolate and drop?

You believe your loaf is all done, you have wiped, are ready to zip up....and then all of sudden a few more droppings.

Loafs can be so unpredictable. It really is on their schedule, their convenience and they way or the hershey highway.

pinched loafs.

Titus said...

I got a new Iphone 4 and I can't stop speaking to Suri. I am asking that whore all kinds of questions.

Trooper York said...

Wait a minute? You are talking to Tom Cruise's daughter?

I thought you worked in Human Resources not that you were an assistant coach at Penn State?

Titus said...

I read a fascinating article about old men being naked in locker rooms at gyms.

I can vouch for this. I have seen them.

Old men (and not fags) seem to be much more comfortable walking around naked in the gym.

Young men, on the other hand, generally don't get naked or take showers at my gym.

Old men are at the sink shaving naked, talking to each other naked, on the scale naked, pissing naked.

I never see young men do this.

Why are old men more comfortable and willing to strip down then young men?

ndspinelli said...

Titus, It's a generational thing. The Boys Club I attended as a kid was nude bathing only. The older men loved it, the kids of my generation[born in 1950's] not so much. The reasons are probably numerous but I would just be guessing to name some.

ndspinelli said...

And this may or may not be related, the kid on my high school football team who loved to parade and lounge around nude in the locker room turned out to be gay. He dated girls in high school but started packin' shit in college.